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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!

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The only time I had fun being a healer was when I made a shaman in WoW, and it’s mostly because it was like being a cleric in D&D; a tank that can heal. I would do BGs and invariably wreck fools who thought targeting the healer would be easy. 😈

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It’s really hard to get excited for new story content on this game when the writing for it has so far been sub par even by Bethesda’s standards.

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The stories of sex work in Fallout 1 & 2 were dark and complex and Fallout 3’s were just fucking corny.

Getting a radioactive STD filming porn or being a gimp to a super mutant if you don’t beat them at arm wrestling is complex? lol

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He didn’t see that pole because the spot light is blinding the poor lil dude.

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All this recent news about animal psychology has made me wonder what the fuck science has been examining in animals for the past entire time humans have existed, that it’s only now they are thinking this.

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Once it started showing off the shield, it stopped looking like Doom and started looking like a first-person Rygar game.

I liked the gun that crushes up and shoots skulls tho. That’s metal as fuck. But God damn do I wish they would truly go back to the roots of Doom with the labrynthine map design instead of the linear arenas.

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And no nausea-inducing jumping puzzles

I take it you’re not a Rise of the Triad fan. 😆

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Nah. You could always at least reference fucking as long as you didn’t use the word “fucking.” Now if she had insinuated that she farted, that would have been immediately barred. Farts couldn’t even be referenced.

Source: George Carlin

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I had already resigned this movie to the shit bin just because they cast a comedian for the role of the only character in the games that was a serious straight man (as in the comedy trope) instead of someone more suitable like Idris Elba.

Then again, maybe they wanted someone else but Hart was the only one who accepted to work on this turd.

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The only thing that would potentially save it, is if all this shit was promo trolling and the actual movie used completely different better suited people with better lines etc.

That would be hilarious as shit.

Missing mother found dead inside 16-foot-long python after it swallowed her whole in Indonesia (www.cbsnews.com)

A woman has been found dead inside the belly of a snake after it swallowed her whole in central Indonesia, a local official said Saturday, marking at least the fifth person to be devoured by a python in the country since 2017....

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It’d be wild if they found her still alive in there.

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moisturize fabric softener me!

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Noice! I recruit my sister to my cult and force her to eat da poopoo.

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4 is peak for me. The only thing I dislike about 4 is the unit stacking making it hard to know if a unit is just 1 unit or 20 dudes in the same spot.

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Set the speed to the fastest.

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I like playing with my sister because we both regularly play on Deity difficulty and playing against each other is the only way either of us can be challenged anymore. Of course many times we just team up against the rest of the world.

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Speaking of DF and EU4: I just heard about Songs of Syx not too long ago that’s basically Dwarf Fortress/Rimworld combined with EU/HOI. A granular empire builder, where you also have other competing empires to conquer or ally with. It looks dope, and I might get it.

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Do I look like I know what a cloud is?!

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That’s not even about this. That’s a father and son. That’s a home issue. The one that’s a little bit bigger is the dad. 🤣

Is he, like, in the game itself?

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Picard: Broke more hearts than he can remember.

Also Picard: Had his heart broken. Literally.

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Shadow Boxer maybe. It’s an arcade boxing game with the same kind of format as Punch-Out but not as easy.

If you want something a little more realistic, there’s Undisputed; a Fight Night clone currently in early access on Steam. But it’s not remotely like Punch-Out other than being a boxing game.

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I’ve played so much Punch-Out, I tend to think of it more like a puzzle game. Especially Super Punch-Out since your opponents don’t even seem to randomize their patterns like they do in the original NES one. 😅

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Between 4, 5 and 6, I don’t even know if I want another Civ game. I usually just play 4, despite having 1-6. 4 is like the peak of the series.

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It’s also just a term for a kid.

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One of the Rugrats movies was about the babies getting lost in Paris.

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Gay Wrath month has to be followed up by Gay Sloth month because we’re gonna be pooped after.

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So November and February, respectively?

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“Hello, this is Steve Wozniak with tech support; how can I assist you today?”

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I like Brian Disease.

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the difficulty deleting your one save slot to try all classes

Did they change how it works from the first game where you could just switch your class at literally any time at the inn? 🤔

Micro transactions on fast travel

That’s optional. The things you use for FT are also sold at the in-game shops using the in-game currency. You just also have the option to spend real money and get them without grinding.

The only real issue with the MTX is that they literally dropped it into the game the day of launch. Even review copies didn’t have it, so it was a bit misleading. But it’s done the same way as RE4’s.

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Let’s hope whoever buys it does so with the intention of shutting it down instead of to just keep it going.

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Frozen everything. 1 plate.

Are you the sole member of your family?

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A TNG/VOY/DS9 era Star Trek RPG in that style would absolutely be something I would be 90% likely to pre-order.

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I thought that’s what it was but the title called it something else and I was like “huh. This kinda looks like the otter area at Monterey Bay Aquarium.” 🤣

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If we switched to metric, everything we currently have built will suddenly have weird measurements. I don’t want my 10 foot even high ceiling to be 3.048 meters. 😩 ^/s^

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Sony has quietly removed the 8k logo…a change that appears to have happened between late January and mid-February

I must have gotten mine just before then. I still have the box and had to check; 8K branding. I got it somewhere between January and February, right around the time the thing started being regularly in stock again.

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Lol why did Imgur give me a porn warning for this?

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Gears: Grinded

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Very Ethical Life Protip: If the baby formula is locked up, the cabinets used by most retailers use a universal lock and you can buy your own key pretty cheap.

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And this is why I have always hated every single jackass that responded to a question with “just Google it” even when Google didn’t completely suck cock.

If I had just one single answer from a reputable source doing that, I wouldn’t be asking real people. Search engines were never infallible. Niche topics have always garnered shit results.

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5, and any multiple of 5.

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“Roguelike.” <- 44 years on and we still don’t have a real name for this genre that isn’t just “first game of its type with ‘like’ at the end.”

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whereas a single journalist saying something like “Theme Hospital-like” is not a genre.

Exactly. Which is why your comments here do not make any sense at all; they’re not saying it’s a genre. They’re saying these games are like the games of a long gone company of the past. There’s no established way of saying that other than “Bullfrog-like.”

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My sister and I came up with a new one the other day when a group of elderly women were just standing in the driveway of our apartment blocking the exit for cars.

A grundle of grannies.

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For a game that would easily fit in the “interactive movie” category, I was blown away by the sheer number of choices and agency you had. The moment you finish a level and it shows the branching path thing it’s like “holy shit, I missed a ton!”

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Half Life 3 will be the debut game for direct neural connections. You will be Gordon Freeman.

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I think his comments are more damming evidence of his bad faith engagement than what’s being presented in this post. None of his articles were lies, and considering how most people only share the good, being committed to only sharing the bad to give some fucking perspective isn’t in and of itself necessarily bad faith engagement.

Anyone seeing this and unfamiliar with Ozma may look at this and see it being a bit of an extreme reaction. Dude has plenty of comments that support the fact he wasn’t just adding perspective, though, that could be added for more context.

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“What is a woman? A miserable pile of secrets!” - Dracula

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