LordAmplifier

@LordAmplifier@pawb.social

one singular braincell :3
they / he / she

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

LordAmplifier, (edited )

With your cute* face :3

LordAmplifier,

Wiktionary says

In the original result of the Wug Test, children consistently produced wugs for the plural. However, plurals other than the standard wugs are sometimes used humorously, including wuggen (by analogy with oxen), weeg, and wuggi (by analogy with Latinate plurals).

Wuggi sounds nice. Huggy wuggi :3

LordAmplifier,

That’s Greek to me

:3c

LordAmplifier,

A lovely feeling, isn’t it? I found an old (10-ish years, when I was in school) love letter a few weeks ago, and it made me squirm with cringe qwq

LordAmplifier,

I haven’t read your poetry, but the memes ^(stolen^ ^or^ ^not)^ are top notch <3

LordAmplifier,

If it’s non-toxic, does that mean that I can eat this glue?

LordAmplifier,

Aw yeah, I love eating all the white stuff that dries clear~

LordAmplifier,

Aww yeah, complex carbs, baby 😍

LordAmplifier,

:3

LordAmplifier,

So when you wake up in the morning, is the first thing you think, “TOPOFTHEMORNINGMYNAMEISRAGDOLLXANDWELCOMETOANOTHERUNEVENTFULMORNINGROUTINE”?

LordAmplifier,

Mood. At this point, there is no amount of sleep that could make me feel fresh any more

LordAmplifier,

I want to be an eepy cat eeping on the internet :c

LordAmplifier,

It’s important to do that, otherwise the root directory might get too dry and stop working.

LordAmplifier,

idk what happened to the lyrics there, but FIAB is one of my favourite Lapfox characters, and “Last Moment on Earth” is probably my all-time favourite song. Emma is such a talented musician :3

LordAmplifier,

Nonbinary people can use he/him pronouns, too, if they want. And God’s pronouns have a capital H, so I guess you could make an argument that they kinda sorta are neopronouns uwu

LordAmplifier,

Very important dergs uwu

aldyderg

LordAmplifier,

Drawings of characters wearing food costumes are so funny for some reason :3c

LordAmplifier,

That’s a common bug and happens all the time. I don’t know if there’s a fix for it, but it helps to become incredibly queer. That won’t fix your heterosexuality, but it’s lots of fun! 🌈 🌈 🌈

LordAmplifier,

I don’t get it. Where is Saddam Hussein’s hiding place?

LordAmplifier,

Pet the bnuuy :3

LordAmplifier,

Behold, a Blahaj in their natural environment :3

LordAmplifier,

The phrase “Congratulations, Homosexual!” should be used way more often than it currently is.

LordAmplifier,

You aren’t supposed to eat the loaves of bread, you’re supposed to fight to the death with them 🥖

LordAmplifier,

🍞 Here you go

And now get ready for a pummeling >:3 🥖

LordAmplifier, (edited )

🥪 En passant!

LordAmplifier,

gg wp ilu <3

LordAmplifier,

There’s a guy on YouTube who built a hubless bicycle, and it’s pretty cool!

LordAmplifier,

Cute little paw beans ^w^

LordAmplifier,

Call of Fruity sounds like a gay eldritch dating sim that I’d pour hundreds of hours into :3

LordAmplifier,

Make me your pet, tie me up and fuck me, but don’t let me cum, and keep doing that until I forget my name, until I can’t speak or scream any more, and until I forget all the worries of a world on the brink of disaster because it’s only you and me and the vast, empty universe that we can paint with stars, like God when he created it (we can do it the other way around, too, if you want)

I’m so eepy because I had to get up early 2 days in a row, but things are cool right meow hehe :3c

LordAmplifier,

why the fuck did I write thisajslasldhsgagkd ÓwÒ

LordAmplifier,

That might help! I just wish I didn’t feel so burnt out because it makes finding an outlet way harder :c

LordAmplifier, (edited )

Is being kind of a boy enough to be someone’s boy best friend and to do all the things boy best friends do? 👉👈🥺

LordAmplifier,

YESSH am a boy best friend :3

LordAmplifier,

What would gay Olympics look like? Like this?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/707/464/299.jpg

LordAmplifier,

The most unrealistic part about this is furries being on top~

LordAmplifier,

bottoms ☕

LordAmplifier,

They say “to serve and protect,” and what better way to serve me like a good kitten than to give me their gun when I need one :3

LordAmplifier,

The third one is wrong, the odds are never in your favour because they’re always 50/50 (you either win or you lose)

LordAmplifier,

But that would mean that I’m either not the protagonist, or… I NEED TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET RIGHT NOW

LordAmplifier,

Maybe they just have a gambling machine because it’s fun and they don’t care about profits :3

LordAmplifier,

Of course you’ll be able to disable it. Until your computer updates the next time, then it’ll turn on and you’ll need to turn it off again. But then they’ll grey out the option not to start it automatically with every reboot and you’ll need to close it manually every time. Until they remove that option, too.

LordAmplifier,

MARK YES OwO

LordAmplifier,

I gave it a try :3

anthro bird trying to balance on a power line and falling down. a bird sitting there says “skill issue.”

LordAmplifier,

Thank you :3

LordAmplifier,

This one is a silly bean :3

This one is really cute :3

This one is porn :3

LordAmplifier,

But you’re already real, you silly little bean :3

LordAmplifier,

As much as I dislike TikTok, I love the creativity it sparks in some people. Videos like this make me miss r/TikTokCringe a bit because, despite the name, most of what was posted there was genuinely good (or maybe not, I only browsed it by top of the week / month every once in a while).

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • fightinggames
  • All magazines
    •