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I’d rather be sleeping.

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Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

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Smart watch? Research which ones have a strong vibration. Some are good, some suck.

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Odyssey, Zelda, portable Dark Souls.

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Strong disagree but I respect your opinion

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Apparently there are different types. Great Spotted Kiwi can reach 18" tall.

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Looking for a full-size of picture 2 to make my wallpaper

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Someone grew it in a ditch by my house once. Seemed to be thriving out there.

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Brutalism is cool to visit but shitty to live in.

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The language thing is a good point. Am I in 1000CE North America? Because I can fumble my way through French, but absolutely cannot speak Siouan.

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How am I supposed to get sunlight when I start work at 6:00 but sunrise isn’t until 8:00

Starbreeze admits Payday 3 is massively underperforming (www.gamedeveloper.com)

Payday 3 launched for Windows PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X | S in September 2023 but has seemingly struggled to win over players. The title currently has a ‘mixed’ rating on Steam with over 36,000 user reviews, although the vast majority of recent reviews have been ‘mostly negative.’...

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Good news! We’ve invented the torment nexus

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I used to be a delivery driver for a pizzaria. One night I got a really far delivery, like half an hour each way. I guess during that time the lasagna steamed the paper delivery bag, because I picked it up by the top (stupid) and made it three steps from my car before the lasagna fell out the bottom of the bag and exploded on this dudes driveway. Very sad.

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The customer was very understanding. I did drive out a second lasagna. Boss was angry, but he was always angry.

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Does that mean that every application will need to be updated to work with Wayland?

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Here’s the menu for anyone who can’t watch the video right now.

Looks great. I can’t see giving up my modded Wii for this, but if you’re only interested in GameCube games anyway it seems like a good solution.

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Competing early humans (neanderthals, etc.) would be my guess. I’ve also heard it makes us not want to go near corpses.

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Is it morally wrong to choose inaction, to not involve ourselves in a no-win scenario? By simply being present, are we already involved? Will God someday judge us for these most pivotal moments?

I also choose not to press x.

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Ackshully, Mundus is a collaborative construct in the void of Oblivion, not our universe’s outer space.

God, I wish I’d dedicated that memory space to something useful in highschool.

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Heartbreaking but understandable. The PS4 servers still seem active, at least.

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Well I can’t access the Xbox One/PC servers from my PlayStation, so I have no idea how active they are.

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It sold 10,000,000 copies. It was the best selling first-party PS4 exclusive released.

I know the loud internet people were upset about Girls With Muscles or whatever, but it did fantastic with normal people.

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Instead of the Destiny hamster wheel? At least people liked Halo.

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Literally scrolling through Lemmy right now because my work Dell is stuck in a bootloop and IT’s solution is to let er buck until the unremovable battery dies.

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Yeah I’ve tried all the standard stuff. Boots to the Windows Update screen for half a second and then restarts, even after hard resetting it like that.

Thanks though.

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UESP is amazing for everything Elder Scrolls, especially if you’re looking to go down a lore rabbit hole.

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Fallout: New Vegas.

At the end of Boone’s companion quest, we’re watching the sunrise, having barely survived the night. He confesses what really happened to his wife. Nat King Cole comes on the radio with “Love Me.” I weep.

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I bought a wireless 360 controller when they were current, and an Xbone controller around when the slim launched. Guess which one still works.

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Remember when xbox was the console? Like, the weird anime kid had a PS3 and everybody else had 360s. How did they lose that much of a lead?

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Accounts that are 4 days old can bypass restrictions and easily vandalize pages

What can we do with this information, I wonder…

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Bloodborne, Portal 2, Halo Reach.

Yeah, Reach. Come at me.

Edit: New Vegas, Skyrim, Super Mario: Odyssey. Assassin’s Creed 2. World of Warcraft in its prime. Runescape in its prime. Club Penguin in its prime. Rollercoaster Tycoon 2. Bloodborne again.

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If I had to pick my favourite Halo games, those would be my top three.

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Is the DLC worth getting?

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Haha hey man you accidentaly missed an I there after Dark Souls

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