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Everythingispenguins, to lemmyshitpost in Learn how to count with Bill Gates

Well fuck time to relearn math again

taiyang, to lemmyshitpost in adapt. overcome. improvise.

Ah, I remember the days when my crazy ex just created more AIM accounts to contact me.

Yes, my back hurts, why do you ask?

OhStopYellingAtMe, to lemmyshitpost in Learn how to count with Bill Gates
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

0, 360, One, X, S…

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

People say valve can’t count to 3 but Microsoft is guessing what number comes after 0

intensely_human,

Isn’t it null though?

Xanthrax, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in adapt. overcome. improvise.
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I worked at a similar company. If it’s what I’m familiar with, it’s mostly meant for young account owners to notify their elderly parents that there’s an emergency or stop buying stuff. (A lot of people refuse to put parental controls on their parents; DO IT)

The only thing is, they’re either using their ex’es service, or their ex has access to the account. If the latter is true, they need to remove their ex as a validated user, IMMEDIATELY.

Also, yes. Creepy ex’es call in all the time for thrir old partner’s personal details. That’s why THEY tell us to never GIVE OUT details to confirm identity. We ask for the details from the customer.

squid_slime, to lemmyshitpost in adapt. overcome. improvise.

Cab should probs get back with her, she keen

ryan213, to lemmyshitpost in adapt. overcome. improvise.
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How is she in bed though? Wait, no, that doesn’t matter, she’s crazy. But very techy, so that’s good, but still, red flag. But…

PiratePanPan,
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Word has it that crazy sex is the best sex but you didn’t hear that from me

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

The stuff before and after the crazy sex is the worst. Probably. I wouldn’t know. Never had sex.

pleb_maximus,

Are ya a Wizard yet?

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Um… let’s just say I let the Balrog pass. 😭

Num10ck,

it’s like all sex is make up sex, but they also hate themselves and want you to agree with them. just because they are begging you to piss in their mouth doesn’t mean its awesome though.

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Well, not if they’re going to kiss you after.

Entropywins,

Speak for yourself buddy…

captainlezbian,

The thing about crazy sex is it’s awesome until you learn to stop liking it. But you’ll fucking learn and it’ll be the hard way

TexasDrunk,

Sex isn’t good unless you go to sleep after worrying about whether you’re about to get woken up by being hit with a skillet. If you’re lucky it’s not cast iron.

SkyezOpen,

The sex doesn’t stop being good. You just learn it’s not worth it

captainlezbian,

Oh it can stop being good. Trauma can do shit to you. Crazy in the head and crazy in bed sometimes blend into shit like sexual violence. And suddenly what you find yourself really craving is someone who is stable yet adventurous, someone who will discuss what crazy shit we’ll do together then discuss what we liked and didn’t afterwards.

can, to lemmyshitpost in adapt. overcome. improvise.

OK

gregorum,

I think that’s just the button to dismiss the message, not a chat bubble

jonasw,

🆗

kshade, to lemmyshitpost in Learn how to count with Bill Gates
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I wonder if they will call the next versions 12 and especially 13. Alternative names:

  • Windows AI (because all those new features are so transformative)
  • Windows Azure Blue, Red and Yellow (Home and Pro, neither allowing local accounts, also Enterprise where non-hybrid AD still kinda works)
  • Windows Edge 20XX (everything has to use cloud computing terms!)
  • Windows. Just Windows. (four years later: Windows 2 announced!)
tomkatt,

How about Windows NoPrivacyOnlyAdsForYou Edition? Kinda rolls nicely off the tongue.

eya,

i mean that applies to every windows version ever so :P

kshade,
@kshade@lemmy.world avatar

Windows NP(OAFY)

Sam_Bass, to lemmyshitpost in Learn how to count with Bill Gates

Theres the problem. Everytime hes tried to go sequential, he fucks it up

StaySquared, to lemmyshitpost in adapt. overcome. improvise.

Cot damn… I’m conflicted.

Tech nerdy girlfriend

Potential psychopath

Death_Equity,

She is dedicated, resourceful, and persistent. We don’t know if she showed up at his place at 3am just to watch him sleep, so jury is out on the crazy.

Dioxid3,

Man, just tell her she can be with you if she solves world hunger, we’ve gotta channel that energy!

assembly,

Alternatively, if she cracks cold fusion. Have to give her some options to make it more realistic. Solve two-of-three problems type of thing.

Death_Equity,

I’ll take you back if you can get a minimum wage that is a living wage with yearly increases tied to inflation while also maintaining a sub 4% inflation year over year until the Sun swallows the Earth. If you can’t do that, you don’t deserve me because you will never make me happy.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“oh, I can solve that. nobody is hungry… if everyone is dead.”

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

yep! that’s how the trap works. a red flag is a red flag no matter how many other green flags there are. this one is clearly a boundary bulldozer. imagine everything the OP in the screenshot had to go thru to block Jessica. yet, she’s still finding a way to contact them. im having flashbacks from this. 😵‍💫

variants,

How did you message through the tv?

MoonJellyfish,
@MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today avatar

Probably some messaging application is installed on the tv

Saganaki, to lemmyshitpost in Learn how to count with Bill Gates

The reason there isn’t a Windows 9 is because there was a common test for windows versions that went something like this:


<span style="color:#323232;">std::string winVer = getWinVerStr();
</span><span style="color:#323232;">if (winVer.find(“Windows 9”) != -1)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">{
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    // This is windows 95 or 98
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

A good chunk of older programs would likely have issues.

dan,
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This is a myth. The Win32 API doesn’t even have a method that returns the string “Windows 95”! Windows version numbers are numbers, not strings. Windows 95 was actually 4.0. Windows 98 was 4.1, ME was 4.5, and XP was 5.0.

Actually it’s not entirely a myth - there was some Java library that did this - but it wasn’t widespread at all, and certainly not the documented approach to check the version.

bitwaba,

Close but not exactly. Windows 5 was 2000, Windows 5.1 was Windows XP.

But it’s more confusing than that because of the two different lines: the MS-DOS based line which covered Windows 1.0 through ME, and the multi-user NT line for workstations and servers which adopted the same version numbers as the currently released MS-DOS line that was available at the same time. I.E. windows NT 3.1 used the windows 3.1 UI from the DOS line, but was New-Technology instead of DOS under the hood. NT4 used the DOS based win95 UI, and NT5 was Windows 2000 also with the familiar Windows 9x UI. Everything since XP has been exclusively NT under the hood.

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Thanks for the correction :)

Saganaki,

WMI was introduced in XP (I think? Was it later?) and asking WMI for the version string was pretty common.

Gumbyyy,

Lmao they only considered 95 > 98 > ME to be minor version updates? They didn’t even deserve their own major version? Although it’s probably pretty accurate, I remember 98 basically just being a slightly updated 95. I never used ME so no idea with that. It’s still pretty funny though.

johannesvanderwhales, to lemmyshitpost in Learn how to count with Bill Gates

Really chafing at mixing NT codebase with 9x codebase (especially when NT had versions).

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

9x had versions too… 95 was 4.0 and 98 was 4.1. They were mostly just used internally though.

EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in Learn how to count with Bill Gates
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What about windows millennium edition?

MehBlah,

It was the true mistake edition.

Blackmist,

We don’t talk about Windows ME.

jnk,
dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Its always ME ME ME with you lot!

kelargo,

You make me WinCE

brbposting, to 196 in Riots rule
amio, to lemmyshitpost in Learn how to count with Bill Gates

I distinctly remember this joke when 2000 or ME was the most recent one.

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