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creditCrazy, 8 days ago

Holy meep

creditCrazy, 9 days ago

As a guy who dailys a manual and weekend woriors a automatic car from the 50s it gets even more confusing because dispute not having a clutch it does have a floor dimmer switch so I still have 3 pedals and if I screw it up at night then sorry about blinding the guy in front of me with my upgraded led headlights

creditCrazy, 9 days ago

Eh there’s also sometimes the foot e brake and sometimes when you’re thinking really fast and maybe have done a few switching from car to car you might just try to start a car and move with the e brake engaged thinking it was a clutch

creditCrazy, 9 days ago

For me i suppose it doesn’t help that im also experienced 30s and 20s cars that have button pedals so everything but the brakes feel like a dimmer switch so I guess that also doesn’t help

creditCrazy, 14 days ago

But how many hamburgers is a kilometer

creditCrazy, 24 days ago

People say valve can’t count to 3 but Microsoft is guessing what number comes after 0

creditCrazy, 30 days ago

Who knows maybe the artist had a really good photographic memory I have had fellow students in my art classes that could draw pretty well and realistic dispute only glancing at their reference once then started drawing with the only thing in view being the paper they were drawing on they were like human polorid cameras

creditCrazy, 1 month ago

Well you could just have the normal board game but every time you your battle ships get hit you pour a shot glass and hand it to your opponent

creditCrazy, 1 month ago

Instead of figuring out how to build the enterprise irl humans have decided to work on figuring out how to make a sword from the blood of their enemies

creditCrazy, 1 month ago

Well we do already have humans speaking Klingon

creditCrazy, 1 month ago

Considering he’s pretty humanoid and fleshy I could buy that the federation equipped a sex bot as a android assistant for their exploration vessels and god I hate that I can buy that

creditCrazy, 1 month ago

How the grim reaper got his robe

creditCrazy, 2 months ago

I recall my last phone didn’t need the headphones plugged in for the FM to work too bad it was super fragile causing the screen to shatter without getting dropped or touched durability aside I quite liked my old Motorola

creditCrazy, 1 month ago

And here I am just enjoying a fun little gimmick

creditCrazy, 2 months ago

I actually really like Philips with slot because it’s just a Philips with a slot for when the Philips gets stripped so the two on the bottom right corner are the best in my opinion because if one ether the flat head or the Philips gets stripped you can just grab a ratchet or spanner

creditCrazy, 2 months ago

Because sometimes that might be stripped so you have to use ether the flat head or Philips

creditCrazy, 2 months ago

Come to think about it I think the reason why us americans associate giant SUVs and trucks with safety is because we’ve gotten so lazy relying on computers and finicky cameras that get covered in mud that I personally feel safer driving my 56 bel air over modern cars because I’m able to physically move my head to see the crap around me not to mention the transmission being a two speed automatic it has a hard time getting to dangerous high speeds but I suppose that doesn’t really matter when everyone else is blind quite frankly I would love a car with modern crash safety and handling while still having the ridiculous lack of blind spots that 50s cars had I actually praise the vw golf for having not only a backup camera that doesn’t get dirty while not doing that stupid thing where for some reason a lot of auto manufacturers think we have a backup camera lets jack the rear seats so the driver has to use the camera that gets covered in mud or make the rear windshield flat enough to become unusable during winter thank you Volkswagen for not doing that with the golf I can have the backup camera and my physical neck to look behind me

creditCrazy, 2 months ago

Tbh I’m finding that to be quite the trend for everything today as a car guy do see some cars being cool and fun but compared to the 50s when even their equivalent of a Prius shit box was still trying so hard to look like a god damn spaceship rocket thing with so many colors that almost every car had two colors per car green and pink where common place today everything is ether trying to look like a ford focus or a SUV brick granted I currently work at a Toyota dealership so I’m constantly surrounded by Toyota cars that are in my opinion are the blandest of bland cars that only good because of their reliability Honestly even when modern cars try to copy old car design they always end up looking like the old car having a allergic reaction

creditCrazy, 2 months ago

Captions log how the fuck did we crash into water and floating towards a fucking bridge

creditCrazy, 2 months ago

Finally the he male

creditCrazy, 3 months ago

Hey as a 50s car conisure even i admit those cars are all basically Priuses with terrible fuel economy. You really don’t drive a ford custom to go fast you drive a ford custom because it looks and sounds nice. 60s and 70s mussel cars can be argued to be the fastest decades but modern day every car is way faster than the good old days.

creditCrazy, 3 months ago

Tru tho I was talking about over all everyone driving fast cars and from while modern mussel cars are way faster they don’t seem to me as common place and popular as they were when it seemed like everyone and their brother was driving a giant sport car also I’m probably a bit biased living in a state that only has one highway in the entire state but I find that the 50s is kinda when car hp became pretty standard to what the average is today as a result I find a lot of people not driving as fast and sporty as they think they do car suspension has for sure gotten stiffer over the years

creditCrazy, 3 months ago

I see someone enjoyed cooking a bit too much

creditCrazy, 3 months ago

Gotta make sure you are the hottest corpse out there

creditCrazy, 4 months ago

Maybe Bunyan was a stand user with his stand being babe blue

creditCrazy, 4 months ago

I’d watch that

creditCrazy, 4 months ago

Eh depends often I jerk it on the toilet so I don’t have to clean up at all. And if I feel particularly lazy I can just nut in my foreskin and walk to a toilet and release it into the bowl.

creditCrazy, 4 months ago

Cage against the bees

creditCrazy, 4 months ago

I don’t get it. Like if you like dark chocolate but not baker’s chocolate you like the sugar more than the chocolate.

creditCrazy, 4 months ago

Meanwhile me chugging bottles of pure vanilla extract

creditCrazy, 5 months ago

The ridiculous thing is that if I recall correctly this game isn’t using Nintendo IP. It’s just trying to run on outdated Nintendo hardware. Come to think of it is Nintendo trying to copyright low poly art styles.

creditCrazy, 6 months ago

Is that why they still have yet to make hl3 TF3 or update TF2 give portal 2 additional support

creditCrazy, 7 months ago

Idk every apple product I’ve touched always felt pretty thin and flimsy. Don’t even get me started on Mac mice. They’re so cheaply made you don’t get a second mouse button. The Mac books are so fragile you can break them by looking at them wrong. The only time I’ve ever seen a iPhone that doesn’t have a crack in the screen is when they are brand new. Maybe I’m a bit of a farmer for considering rigidity the definition of high quality, but god how do one button mice feel good.

creditCrazy, 8 months ago

That theory goes out the window when you have a city sliker meet a farm animal in person. One of my favorite childhood pass times was seeing city blokes cower in fear of petting a chicken or goat especially when that same person has pictures of chickens in their home because they are cute

creditCrazy, 8 months ago

If someone can successfully train racoons to do their job I’d probably give them a raise and some deodorant

creditCrazy, 8 months ago

Considering the cubic something up by the top and the blerry water edge combined with how this is a shit post community I have a suspicion that this is a ai filter thing trying to do a ha ha it’s actually this other thing it’s totally not but Im not enough of a Internet sluth to get the reference just enough to suspect there is one

creditCrazy, 11 months ago

Florite the magic Cristal of dental hygien and quartz the magic Cristal of electricity