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morrowind, to lemmyshitpost in Netflix series on the way
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait, I’ve seen this girl before.

The story is, unfortunately, made up

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/b041dce1-3095-4025-9535-8a348c661e44.png

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

The truth is just as good a cause though.

Duamerthrax,

What if they’re assaulting a census worker?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

They shouldn’t have been so nosy.

SnokenKeekaGuard, (edited )
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh my god the scientist worked for the government? Thats how he had the immortality potion!!

modifier,

I am not saying this story is true, but this snippet does not falsify it.

Maultasche, to 196 in name this rule

Catalantis

niktemadur,

Euzkantis

TropicalDingdong, to 196 in rule
Darkassassin07, to 196 in The New York Fools rule
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

I will say; it’s nice they state who paid for it. That’s better than just the generic ‘sponsored’ label.

qarbone, to lemmyshitpost in Deja Brew

Maybe that’s a sign to make less coffee, bruv

TwanHE,

Nah more, if he keeps forgetting them

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

or have less adhd

qarbone,

Honestly, I’m not a doctor or nothing but I’d, personally, have none, if you can help it. YMMV

KISSmyOS,

Can I keep the therapy sessions and legal speed, though?

qarbone,

Hmmm.

No.

Noodle07,

I’m trying to, every damn day

problematicPanther, to lemmyshitpost in And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Personally, i assumed that being on fire was something i would have to go through at least once in my life. But as time goes on, i have not had the need to, even once, stop, drop or roll.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

The back of my jacket caught fire once around a firepit. Can confirm that “stop drop and roll” fixes that situation really quickly.

Probably only time I’ll need that reflex though 🤞🏻

moistclump,

I once fell ass backwards into a fire pit. I was stopped and dropped but I could not roll. Was pulled out pretty quickly but my butt will forever have those burns.

the_artic_one,

Clothes have become a lot less flammable over the years and open fireplaces aren’t the primary heating method for most houses anymore.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

There was a time in 1999 where quite a few of us had to stop, drop, shut em down open up shop.

dependencyinjection,

Oooh nooo

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve done a lot of separate stopping, dropping, and/or rolling in my time, but never in that particular sequence for purposes of fire extinguishing.

RecluseRamble, to lemmyshitpost in So do I kiddo

Now leave your phone on the table and let’s see how long it takes then.

SnokenKeekaGuard, (edited )
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just did, I still got earphones tho. Took 4 songs long. But desolation row is an 11 mins song

prole,

That song is a banger

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Goddamn right it is

Demdaru,

Eh, I’ve read every label on cleaning products at least thrice, just around an hour.

eezeebee, to lemmyshitpost in Every nut is sacred, every nut is great.
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

“Shots fired”

SidewaysHighways,

Especially that many. Homeboy woulda had a heart attack thinking it was drumfire from WW1

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Two fold!

theodewere, to lemmyshitpost in Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

man i'd rather hang out with a gorilla at the mall than most people, wtf kind of question is that

SteveXVII, to 196 in [not a meme] anyone I should add?

Harry Brewis (hbomberguy)

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

You’re saying someone that calls themselves bomber guy is cool?

I mean hey a name is just a name, it’s just uh, not a good first impression 😐

WldFyre,

But he likes Dark Souls 2…

crazyCat, to lemmyshitpost in And how's there a car in a mall? Life's important questions

I was worried about acid rain; it sounded very concerning.

Kusimulkku,

That’s one thing we actually did fix

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Now we have plastic rain

Bleach7297,
@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m about the chocolate rain

p1mrx,

**I move away from the atmosphere to breathe in

ComradePorkRoll,

I think we’re going to be headed backwards with that one.

afraid_of_zombies,

Hmm why? Scrubber tech is getting better, the ppm requirements are stricter, and low grade fuel coal and diesel with sulfur in it is become less available. Which makes sense since do you want to move x amount of money to move y amount of weight or do you want to make more than x to move y amount of weight. Shit fuel that causes acid rain weights and takes up the same volume as the same as the stuff that doesn’t cause acid rain.

AeonFelis, to lemmyshitpost in 'We are splattered here today'
guiguinofake,

Same person

AeonFelis,

Didn’t notice. So they guy has one joke he repeats in different versions?

Everythingispenguins,

What about shark infested houses?

Waldowal, to lemmyshitpost in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
ohlaph,

Probably so, let it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Let them fight.

drislands, to 196 in borderline boomer post rule

I know I’m being that guy here, but this is a butchering of the meme format. Woof.

PiratePanPan,
@PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

i was originally going to complain about this in text form but i couldn’t find an applicable community so i decided to turn it into meaningless internet dopamine points

roar

drislands,

ROAR!

Thcdenton, to lemmyshitpost in Folksy stuff

My pops says first you learn mama and dada, then you learn no

meliaesc,

My daughter started with no. 🥲

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