pickman_model,

Yes. Much like sports, you have professional and high performance Olympic level.

GeneralVincent,

Personally I’m a sex speedrunner champ 😎

chiliedogg,

Barbados Slim got a gold medal in it.

damnthefilibuster,

And then there’s causal sex.

zea_64,

What if I want to.have sex faster than 300,000,000m/s?

drbluefall,
@drbluefall@toast.ooo avatar

That would violate sexual relativity.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My MMR for sex must be through the roof because I’ve never lost a match.

zea_64,

Does undefined count as through the roof?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

-1 means infinite doesn’t it?

threethan,

You must play at least 10 rounds to be ranked. Single-player playtime does not contribute.

sigmaklimgrindset,

Man, I should play DMC5 again…

mosiacmango,
SinkingLotus,
@SinkingLotus@lemmy.world avatar

If ranked competitive sex is a thing, then the number one in the scene must be Lisa Sparks for sleeping with 919 men in one day.

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

Yup, that sounds pretty cumpetitive to me.

lostme,

Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it’s between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email

Godnroc,

To whom it may concern,

Regarding your proposal of “smashing dat ass”, I am amenable. Is there a good time/day in your schedule over the next week? I could likely find 5 minutes Tuesday evening or Friday morning this week or late next week excluding Thursday.

Best, (Signature goes here)

Agent641,

They shake hands before and after.

KeenFlame,

Man is it just me or is lemmy actually popping off lately?

assplode,

I've been thinking the the same thing! I'm seeing a lot more interesting content posted here

SkyerixBOI,

Oh yeah now I feel motivated. -Vergil, probably

msage,

Nero:

GluWu,

I’m only silver, can anyone help me grind to platinum?

korok,
@korok@possumpat.io avatar

depends, does it help if you group with someone who’s in iron?

GluWu,

Even better, I need someone to just crush all day. All that matters to me is making shots.

grue,
TheCheddarCheese,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

so sad

Gork,

In April 2023, Swedish newspaper Göteborgs-Posten debunked the claims, stating that the Swedish Sex Federation’s application for membership had been denied by the Swedish Sports Confederation (RF).

Booooooo :(

Bumblefumble,

Casual gaming implies the existence of formal gaming.

gravitas_deficiency,

We also have:

  • black tie gaming
  • business casual gaming
  • cocktail gaming
umbraroze,
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

There are as many types of gaming as there are categories of clothing and apparel, then.

...Hazmat gaming: 1) (console gamers) doing couch co-op on someone else's couch and you really don't want to think about the condition of the couch in question. 2) (PC gamers) gaming while doing Half-Life cosplay? Dunno? Something???

TGhost,
@TGhost@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

competitive sex = Porn,

jopepa,

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept. The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

TGhost,
@TGhost@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept.

Im not sure what to understand here ^^", Thats my english :(

The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

Well, in this case, cant we determine they are driven (as an example of what to do) by “Porn” ? 😀

jopepa,

Climax score=number orgasms

No, porn wasn’t a part of that relationship. I was disagreeing with parent comment that porn is competitive sex. From my personal experience with a partner that made score keeping in the bedroom a thing and in doing so made sex competitive.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Fine if no one else is gonna ask:

Did you win?

jopepa,

Yes we did

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