Missing cold pizza
RomenNarmo, Not a single vegetable was harmed
IsThisAnAI, Do you know what a potato is? Are you one?
Klear, I don’t know what a potato is. Never heard of it.
surewhynotlem, Vegetables are clearly a fruit
Edit: I meant to say potatoes are a fruit, to be an ass. But this is somehow just as funny.
Running_Nose, Brilliant.
TheRealKuni, Potato is a tuber.
Vegetable is a culinary classification, not a botanical one.
Treczoks, That is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.
nifty, 
Yeah, and so? We have the freedom to make our bad choices, thx!
/s
Pandantic, 
Cries in freedom
Varven, 
looks like a heart attack
brb, Exactly. Only the drinks can qualify as a part of breakfast.
SpraynardKruger, But, like, eggs though? Aren’t eggs also eaten for breakfast in Europe, or am I missing something?
SmokedBillionaire, And who is hating on toast, sausage, and bacon? They are all reasonable portions.
menemen, 
The eggs are okay I guess.
Treczoks, How about fried eggs?
JigglySackles, Outside of the fries and pancakes the rest isn’t that bad. Hurr dürr hate on America and all because it’s popular to do so. But hash browns and home fries are just potatoes browned with butter in a skillet. Bacon and sausage and eggs are a decent source of protein. Toast is normal unless you live somewhere that hasn’t learned what bread is. English muffins are no worse than toast and biscuits aren’t even awful on their own. Juice, milk and coffee are all fine. I guess I don’t see the “prime American junk food” outside of the sugary pancakes and fries. And frankly as an American I wouldn’t eat any of those for breakfast. The blueberry pancakes on occasion but never the other two.
Got_Bent, Maybe they’d be less antagonistic if the prices were metric
wieson, Yep, no bread on that board, no butter and cheese and no vegetables.
Furbag, Why do people keep saying this? Do you not know what toast is? It’s literally sliced bread + heat.
wieson, It’s a question of quality and crust.
Edit: you can enter into the search engine of your choice the word “bread” and the word “Brot” (German for bread) to see the difference we’re talking about.
Rivalarrival, Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns, home fries, home fries,
Agent641, 13 coffees and a single dry toast.
downpunxx, .......... dressed like hassidic diamond merchants
inb4_FoundTheVegan, 
4 fried chickens and a coke.
Pilferjinx, Imma go with 15 milks and then promptly rush to the bathroom to puke my guts out.
garbagebagel, This is just a Denny’s ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.
downpunxx, may i have a glass of water please
Agent641, Incorrect, guess again.
chuckleslord, Damn, there’s no goat hair here. Guess I’m out
nifty, I know, it’s all carb focused. No protein
CaptnNMorgan, With these options, it’s more like a $23 breakfast
dogsoahC, (edited ) 15 glasses of orange juice. Then I’ll wonder where the dark bread is.
Dumbkid, 
Eggs
Toast Toast Toast
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
OmnislashIsACloudApp, sausage sausage hash hash oj
TempermentalAnomaly, Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee
CoffeeCoffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Makes you high, makes you hide
Makes you really want to goCoffee
Coffee
Coffee
Stop
nifty, Great choices, but you’re forgetting coffee
Sorse, 
But you would go over budget(
Ookami38, Positively psycho.
xavier666, (edited ) Hello insomnia, my old friend.
I’ve come to not sleep ever again.
Mr_Dr_Oink, Do you really want to drink and stop?
TempermentalAnomaly, I ran out of money.
synapse1278, 
Stop your eyes from flowing…
HeyMrDeadMan,
owenfromcanada, 
Coffee and toast for me. I’ll save the other $12 for lunch.
volvoxvsmarla, I read Oil instead of OJ and just thought man that’s some American breakfast option
dylanmorgan, Bacon sausage eggs hash browns. Easy.
Kolanaki, 
Bacon, eggs, sausage, toast, OJ.
Of course I could get the same shit + hashbrowns for only $12 at Denny’s.
E: this was supposed to be a top level reply 😬
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