Track_Shovel,

Rom, get the mop

DestroyerOfWorlds,

AKA the DNA Collection Room

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Hey now, it’s the “waste processing filters” going to the “waste storage room”

Six of one, I guess.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Six of One, can’t say I remember that particular Borg. Did they also go around in a skintight onesie?

AngryCommieKender,

That’s ½dozen of the other. 6 of 1 was one of the boring background Borg in Locutus’ cube

HessiaNerd,
Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Dixon Hill absolutely fucked

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

“Who’s she?” slap

Hell yeah he did.

And You can’t convince me Picard had no urges, and his feelings about shipboard relationships means he doesn’t get many opportunities.

He knows what the crew uses the holodeck for.

Jesus_666,

Post-Capitalist Ferenginar Simulator‽ I’ll never let people run unvetted programs in my holosuites again!”

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

You think you’re woke for knowing the holosuites are vr sex toys. You’re really woke when you know what happens with all the bodily fluids after.

“Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.”

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

“Why does the holodeck have a drain in the middle…”

EvilEyedPanda,

So sticky!

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s designed like a giant dishwashing machine … once a user is finished, they lock it down and seal it so that it can automatically power wash, launch mechanical scrubbers, disinfect, sterilize … for some clients, they have to run two or three cycles.

Cosmonaut_Collin,
@Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world avatar

The fluids are collected so the atoms can be used in the food synthesizers.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They should just use it as is.

You can get a big ol’ jug o’ jizz from the kitchen.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Neelix knows.

teft,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

Where do you think Quark got that shipment of syrup of squill. You didn’t really believe his story about discovering a scheme did you?

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Aren’t a huge chunk of VR games porn to begin with?

Maalus,

“huge” is a stretch, but VR porn does exist.

nightwatch_admin,

That’s what she said

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe not huge yet, but the porn industry has been in front of technological innovation for a very long time now.

www.theguardian.com/…/internetnews.observerfocus

Old article, but it will give you the idea.

Maalus,

Yeah I know, I follow VR topics actually and have my own headset. Not using it for porn, but ya. It was just a huge stretch to say VR was mostly porn games.

starchylemming,

beat your meat saber

half-chub alyx

gorn with porn

boner & saucy - vr fantasy swordfighting

squishies

AngryCommieKender,

Mork and Gork… Yeah maybe we should leave that one alone

aaaa,

If they don’t have Vulcan Love Slave, what’s the point of buying into VR at all

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@lemmy.world avatar

rm -rf --no-preserve-safety /pon-farr

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Quark went out of his way to stock it with porn lol

NickwithaC,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

Right!? He knew full well and even encouraged people who weren’t using those programs to start. The number of times he offered something “to take your mind off things” or “to relieve the tension”, geez.

then_three_more,

Especially with family friendly titles such as Vulcan Love Slave, Volume III

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe this is just an act after the Bajoran Kai stumbled upon his library of holosuite programs.

Underwaterbob,

Yeah, and you know it was Rom cleaning out the filters or whatever.

psmgx,

“it’s okay, I don’t mind. I just wish he could call Moogie more often” -Rom, probably

teft,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

Quark loves latinum too much to care about what goes on inside his holosuites.

Unless he can make money off that information somehow.

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar
teft,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

I bet Reg would love minecraft…

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh like Quark isn’t getting Oo-Mox from holo-Jadzia every night.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

But you have to wonder what kind of depraved, messed up, psychotic stuff people do in these simulations to make Quark react like that.

After many years of seeing shit … if you see Quark react like that, you know the client is pretty messed up.

Imagine seeing an upstanding, ultra conservative Vulcan diplomat exciting the holosuite, Quark thanking him for his business, walking into the holosuite, reviewing the logs, looking inside and then having the reaction in the picture.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Vulcans are hiding some dark shit. Hence their repressing their emotions. Some of them have to let it out even if it isn’t time for Pon Farr apparently.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@lemmy.world avatar

Canonically he could barely even manage obtaining a holorecording of Kira Nerys for a holosuite program without getting caught.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but that was because Kira cared. Jadzia would be fine with it. “Oo-mox from a hologram me? Quark, you scamp!”

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