Apeman42

Apeman42, 4 days ago

Does this count?

Apeman42, 9 days ago

It’s kind of hard to beat brinner.

Apeman42, 10 days ago

Well they had better take the time to do some unnecessary karaoke scenes. Live action “24-hour Cinderella” or I’m out.

Apeman42, 16 days ago

Stop, a man can only get so erect!

Apeman42, 1 month ago

This is utter hogshit, but also seems relatively easy to work around. “I am legally forbidden from sharing my opinions on the quality of Marvel Rivals.” is a pretty clear and succinct review that technically flies under their legal fuckery.

Apeman42, 1 month ago

And now I’m even more glad that I buy whole bean rather than ground coffee.

Apeman42, 1 month ago

Right after we learn that Lore is actually Puck.

Apeman42, 1 month ago

Why do I feel like we’re only going to get the first half?

Apeman42, 1 month ago

Some generous billionaire could come along one day and pay off huge medical debts for patients, on a whim.

Go on then, pull the other one.

Apeman42, 1 month ago

Just picked up Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origins. Maybe 6 hours in… Never heard of it when it came out. It seems like a pretty great fusion of Nioh minus the stances, and one of the more actiony FFs so far. The story is… there. It seems to be heavily based on FF1 so far, so I’m not expecting much. The rest of the game is fun and batshit crazy enough to make up for it.

Apeman42, 2 months ago

Ah, but what of the feet? Even if you need both feet for one job, that’s still another dick or two.

Apeman42, 2 months ago

Are airports not owned by the states/counties/cities they’re located in? Why is this even up to Congress to decide?

Apeman42, 2 months ago

For your information, many Orions haven’t been pirates for over five years!

Apeman42, 2 months ago

So, when you remove what I assume is an announcement bot and lizard people from the equation, the answer is George Takei? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Apeman42, 2 months ago

[Arnold Rimmer disliked that.]

Apeman42, 2 months ago

It wasn’t necessarily a badly-designed feature, I’m just bitter because I sucked.

Apeman42, 2 months ago

So I found out after I posted this that there’s a demo, and 40 minutes in I already like Valvotorez more than Laharl, and at least on par with Adell. Seems like I’ll finish the demo to eb sure, and probably pick it up.

Apeman42, 2 months ago

People… like Captain Proton episodes? I’d almost rather watch “Masks”.

Apeman42, 3 months ago

Doing a number four, I see.

Apeman42, 3 months ago

Faster shitting, but more to clean. Wonder if it would be more or less efficient.

Apeman42, 3 months ago

This also works with cops.

Apeman42, 4 months ago

Well, I can’t say I can name even one of her songs, but if she triggers magats and has Luke Skywalker on her side, then I guess it’s time to get Swiftie in here or whatever.

Apeman42, 4 months ago

The Sontaran Stratagem

Apeman42, 4 months ago

B R E A T H

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Apeman42, 4 months ago

It smells wrong. I mean, the megatron doesn’t say “Urban free-wheelers”, it says “Sofa masturbaters”, you know?

Apeman42, 4 months ago

What’s to question? The lord clearly has a sweet set of big mommy milkers. Was this not made clear by the phrase “Jesus tittyfucking Christ”?

Apeman42, 4 months ago

Can you re-use the flask to catch something else afterward? I think I tried chucking the empty flask with no luck once, but maybe my target wasn’t actually extraplanar.

Apeman42, 4 months ago

Breath of Fire was a great turn-based RPG series that I don’t think ever got enough recognition. 1-4 are all fairly solid (we don’t talk about Dragon Quarter), but 2 and especially 3 are my favorites.

Apeman42, 4 months ago

Love his parody “Eat, Eat, Eat All the Liver”.

Apeman42, 5 months ago

Yakuza 0. Sorry, emotional and compelling main story, you’re gonna have to wait. I need to make Majima’s hostess club the top in Sotenbori.

Apeman42, 6 months ago

People woefully underappreciate my big tiddy Gith girlfriend.