Jerkface

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Jerkface,

“… As you wish.”

Jerkface,

He was the son of Godzilla, after all.

I never celebrated "over there," but I like you guys (lemmy.world)

Apparently, it’s been a year since the “Great Migration” and my intrepid decision to give the Lemmy fediverse a go. Since dabbing my toes into what has since become a creative outlet and hobby for me, I’ve found a fair few friends and like-minded enthusiasts for our favored franchise. Thank you all for still putting up...

Jerkface,

I, uh… ahem. I’ll have a piece of that, please.

Jerkface,

Freedom. Fighter.

Jerkface,

Right? If they make a little money normalizing marginalized groups, I’m not gonna be too mad about it.

Jerkface,

It’s a red bean matcha pizza and your focus is on the beans?

Jerkface,

Doom, one of the best games of the mid 70s?

Who else here remembers late nights slaying demons to Simon and Garfunkel’s “Bridge over Troubled Water?”

Jerkface,

I like to imagine they always take a little pause to raise their eyebrows and tilt their head when they say “fully”.

Jerkface,

“Oh, you gave them a name?”

Jerkface,

“TO FIND IT… TO FIND IT… TO FIND IT…”

Jerkface,

God help you if he takes his right hand out of his pocket.

Jerkface,

She wants her to have strong bones.

Jerkface, (edited )

lemmy.world/…/80d060a0-9f1b-4779-b458-0d28ae8a547…

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Basically this

Edit: un-embedded the image cause it was tacky

Jerkface,

I hear Lesbia is beautiful this time of year

Jerkface,

Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin’ mah old lady–got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know?

Jerkface,

Cool here’s the rest of it

“It really is, and it is real, but the fact is that if you take a look at what people have, they have the money to spend. It angers them and it angers me that you have to spend more. For example, the whole idea of this notion that you have… shrinkflation… It’s like 20% less for the same price, that is corporate greed. It is corporate greed and we’ve got to deal with it.”

Jerkface,

It’s blue play-dough, we have boundaries.

Jerkface,

You know what somebody’s going to go and do now.

Jerkface,

They know it’s happening. They’re responsible for it. At this point I don’t see much of a difference if they intended this or not.

Jerkface,

Castlevania 64 was clearly an unfinished game. The first couple levels make their ambitions clear, and the rest of the game is just sort of slapped together. Legacy of Darkness added the rest of the game.

Nobody really celebrates these games. I grew up with them and can appreciate the experience they were offering, but they weren’t exactly my favorites, and I don’t feel they aged particularly well. Maybe take a look through a long play video before committing any real time to it.

Jerkface,

I don’t know about them but I hear Mississippi Queen.

Jerkface, (edited )

They’re not being conned, they’re in on the con. Notice how there is nothing consistently rational about the messaging. The issues they’re concerned about and what they say they want done about them all change daily. But they all point in one direction.

They’ve identified themselves as the in-group, they’ve identified the out-groups, and they want to stomp all over those out-groups and take everything they’ve got. Their money, their dignity, their lives. Whatever proves that they’re on top.

Remember the second part of that LBJ quote:

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

They know the consequences and they’re willing to risk it. Calling them idiots does not prepare us to deal with the situation in which we find ourselves now.

Jerkface,

Artisinal

Jerkface,

I was hoping you could help me with

Jerkface,

Just kick back and relax, you’re good for 10 days!

Jerkface,

👌lahoma

Jerkface,

Ah, yes! Another joke solved by Lemmy! Thank God nobody has to laugh at this amusing thought anymore. What an upsetting situation that would have been.

Jerkface,

I made a shit comment, I’ll admit. It’s just frustrating to see multiple top-level comments in meme, 196, and shit post threads shitting all over a clever joke because of a technicality. It’s a fucking giraffe, this is not a PSA.

Jerkface,

Maybe he has another one somewhere.

Jerkface,

I think we’re just kind of bad at evaluating risks of a relatively low order. In the US, E coli kills some 3000 people a year, and most of us have exposure to that risk. It might just be that people don’t see much of a difference between chances in the range of, say, 0.1% and 0.00001% of serious illness.

Jerkface,

We would have accepted “get the fuck out.”

Jerkface,

Kind of like a bell, in a way. There’s the initial ‘slap’ when it hits the ground, or wall, or face of a child. But then there’s this distinct, hollow ringing that lives on until it’s caught or it bounces again.

Jerkface,

Just reminding people that hyper-normalization is a thing, and this is a textbook example of it.

Jerkface,

I believe they take subscriptions for early release builds of the emulator.

Jerkface,

Yeah, it’s pretty disappointing. I keep hearing people say it’ll get forked and people will continue the work. All I can say is “lol.”

Jerkface,

Oh, you’ll always be able to find a copy if you’re willing to look for it. I will be very surprised if we see meaningful development again.

Jerkface,

Is that… Is that a citation? Jesus Christ, that is dark!

Jerkface,

I am Spartacus! I mean, the Grungler!

Jerkface,

I can get down with this.

Jerkface,

That sounds fun, I’ll go Google some ideas

edit- :(

Jerkface,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jerkface,

Oh, my! Am I blushing?

Jerkface,

Put that away before somebody gets hurt.

Jerkface,

Did he bust through the wall?

Jerkface,

She didn’t blow too hard enough.

Jerkface,

For comparison, that screenshot is 342kb, and Super Mario Bros is 40kb. The screenshot is more than 8.5 times bigger than the game it comes from.

Jerkface,

What? I thought it was the main one.

Jerkface,

Twist: his booger just happened to be under yours.

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