SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d slip her my pickle if you know what I’m saying.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

She’s farting and enjoying the cabbage scent.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

We’ve got the people who eat that shit up, I remember the convoy days I was surprised by some of the people who supported it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Hmm, I don’t think I will.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My apologies that your sense of humour is different then mine, I’ll work on myself.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No that’s a butt banana.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah, I play Kojima games for the coherence and realism so this surrealism is off putting.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I wonder what this guy does for work.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I could imagine he’s the greeter at ARmart or sits around and rents places to young people who he considers lazy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I have gta 6 and 7 preordered and now I’m set until 2077.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It has a wire, you can see it in the picture.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nice pussy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What do you do with all the time you save writing ‘rn’ instead of ‘right now’?

It has to add up to minutes a year!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ouch and there’s definitely better things you can do with your time savings!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

We can say there’s instead of there is.

In speaking and in some informal writing, we use there’s even when it refers to more than one. This use could be considered incorrect in formal writing or in an examination:

I don’t think a lemmy comment would be considered formal writing so frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s interesting because chortle my balls is basically nonsensical but if I told you to perform that act it still makes more sense then trying to figure out with fr or rn means.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You should shower if you have shit on it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is the studio half full or half empty?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Her friends call her ol’ pickle finger.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I bought all seventeen that was in stock for my last favourite mouse.

First one lasted eight years so I’ve got a lifetime supply and some backups.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I spent more time playing gwent then playing the Witcher.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yes that’s act one.

Act two is when you get to the Taco Bell.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Would that be Forcible Open Source Software?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My ex used to help everyone out like this too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What client are you using to get ads?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

garbage shaped game.

Game shaped garbage.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Only people over eighteen can see porn online.

Also porn is much cheaper than a wife.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How many ulcerated free spirits do you need to fight to beat the game?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s what I thought.

It’s funny that people are complaining about completely optional content now.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That explains the photos I saw of the croc fucking the dude.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The new one was amazing.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Their testicles are affected by the ambient temperature.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Five stars is just the RCMP apologizing to you.

Unless you’re a native character…

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The 1990 masterpiece ‘Pretty Woman’ directed by Garry Marshall was based on this.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I would have expected a man of your culture to have it hardcover, maybe even a first edition.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Must have been a great friend.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I leave a copy in the spare room’s night table to spread the word of Shindo.

It’s just a paperback because the pages are always sticky and I have to replace it often.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I expense my cocaine and hookers.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What state?

Some are more open to it then others.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

There’s nothing wrong with cock and ball torture.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Cool but when is the beta testing over?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How else are they going to make sure you’ve paid for all the cosmetics?

Will somebody please think of the poor developer?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Back in my day video games made their money from sales and sequels.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

But this time it’ll be different!

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