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I was gonna say 2 guns, but how would they hold their beer?

Do the have a designated anti gun person to hold the beers?

Then who will they shoot at? Can’t waste the beer by shooting the beer holder!

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I present to you, the Law and Order people.

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Scientists are more likely to encourage you to do dumb things so they can see the outcomes.

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I ate 2 edibles for the glory of the empire!

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No its “use your own damn money to silence the pornstar you banged you cheap fuck”

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Sorry mum.

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Not as many as I thought I’d get tho, they must be too busy finishing their collage of trump for the next rally.

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I never thought that he could bring joy to this world, but fuck damn it’s fun to say Convicted Felon Donald Trump.

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Dumbass here. Legally, he is a convicted felon regardless of sentencing, It’s a bullshit hair to split, but if were going to be rejoincing his legal status, let’s make that every fucking day baby!

'Confused' Judge Cannon needed concept explained 'slowly' to her in court by lawyers: NYT (www.rawstory.com)

As part of an analysis of how U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Florida Judge Aileen Cannon, reports from her courtroom show a judge who is both “prickly” and" insecure" and often has trouble understanding what lawyers from both sides try to explain to her....

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Lawyer: Ok, so its a futuristic movie set in the distant past in a galaxy far far away… A galaxy is a collection of planetary sytems… Earth is a planet… No. No that doesn’t mean there’s humans on … Your honour its a fictional movie… No I’m not calling you stupid… Fine hold me in contempt.

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What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Fine him and suspend him.

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Drop a \ at the end of the sentence for the line break

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I’ll be honest, I had to look it up, to make sure it was right.

Not much call for singing about drunk sailors anymore.

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Community service for reoffending
Community service for reoffending
Community service for reoffending
He’s on his final warning

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Rehab worked, he’s clean and sober
Rehab worked, he’s clean and sober
Rehab worked, he’s clean and sober
He’s no more a drunken sailor

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For some reason I read that in Jesse Ventures voice.

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Straight from the top of my dome
Rock rock, rock a rock a rock the microphone

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I respect your commitment to telling the truth!

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But how can they publicly pat themselves on the back for it!?

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Dang it Peggy! You taught the whole town how to make mustard gas!

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So is the urine I drink supposed to be light coloured or the urine I expell?

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Ok cool, just wanted to check I was doing it right.

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So now I have to source other peoples piss? This is too hard, I’ll just do it the old fasioned way.

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I’m sorry Mr. Weird Al Yankovich. I will try to be better.

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My moneys on Lwaxana winning that inevitable fight.

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Do it for nostalgia, relive your 20s by screwing over a defunct ISP with a gaping asshole, isp’s want to act like one.

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Ahhhh a proper and pure shitpost, no agenda, just silliness.

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Why does the giant baby Jesus have a full head of hair.

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Man I had a cat who would only try to bang my female dog, hated my other cat and dog, just specifically had eyes for that one dog.

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I open windows and it starts recording: opens Plex, plays Mash for 13 hours straight, PC closed down.

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I’m all for way less cars on the road, but, what do all these people with some form of physical disability that limits their movement abilities? I rarely ever see this brought up in the debate, what form of independent travel can these people use in a carless society that won’t be impeded by their physical issues? Something that gives them the freedom to live their life and not rely on some form of ride sharing experience that takes their freedoms from them?

We can’t leave people behind for a quick solution.

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Ahhh yes, good, shame that racist fat cunt globally.

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Check the sewers, he’s almost at full Danny Devito’s The Penguin.

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Remember the time she yelled through a mail slot to an empty room pretending to abuse AOC.

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Congress in idiocracy had the intelligence to put differences aside to agree on the best outcome for everyone…

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I dont think a bunch of shoes are gonna help things.

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