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Project 2025 is a conservative plan to immediately reshape the executive branch and replace most people with Trump loyalists immediately if he wins. It includes dismantling the FBI and Department of Homeland Security, because while Republicans like to claim to be tough on crime, they really don’t like an independently functioning Justice Department that has shown their leader to be a criminal.

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It’s funny that the Mooch is such an anti-Trumper now.

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Archive.org link : web.archive.org/web/…/obama-biden.html

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Reminds me of a scene from Orgasmo.

Joe Young : DVDA?

DVDA Porn Actress : Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It’s the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don’t think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

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Did they really? That’s awesome.

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That would explain why when I was searching for “DVDA” on YouTube I could only find “The Mayun”

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Try not to skip paying any court mandated fines on your way through the parking lot!

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I thought this article was even funnier because it added:

Trump’s golf brand congratulated its leader last week for wrapping up a trifecta of home course wins dating back to January.

“Congratulations to @realdonaldtrump on winning the Club Championship at @TrumpPalmBeach, his third win this year alone following the Senior and Super Senior Championships,” @TrumpGolf posted on X. “Absolutely incredible!”

Trump’s “incredible” win in January would seem especially impressive considering he was in North Carolina on the first day of that tournament in Florida.

Straight out of the North Korean playbook

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Wtf how? People’s ability to find porn is mind boggling.

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Schrodinger’s cash

That is chef’s kiss perfect 🤌

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Honestly, good for him. I wish I could quit my job to focus on nutting in my wife.

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This was my favorite Letterman moment. When Drew Barrymore flashed him for his birthday.

‘It is simple. You name the crime’: AOC has contentious exchange with Biden probe witness (www.cnn.com)

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez asked former Biden family associate Tony Bobulinski about what crimes he alleges he witnessed President Biden commit during a House Oversight Committee hearing. CNN’s Melanie Zanona breaks down the exchange.

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That’s because they’re trying to normalize what Trump is being charged with in Georgia

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Exactly. See:

  • “Fake news"
  • The Biden crime family
  • Democrats stole the election
  • Biden had classified documents
  • Claims that Democrats want to get rid of democracy
  • "No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet.”
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On Tuesday, Trump’s “Save America” leadership political action committee reported raising just $8,508 from donors in the entire month of January, while spending about $3.9 million, according to a new filing with the Federal Election Commission.

Two things: First, LMAO they only raised $8,508 in a month? They would have been better off opening a lemonade stand.

Second, remember when Trump first announced his candidacy and said he’d be paying for his campaign using his own personal money? How far we’ve come since then.

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Hard to believe the deadline is Monday. Like you, I feel like I’ve been waiting for just some fucking consequence to finally catch up to this asshole for years. Can’t wait for them to seize Trump Tower and turn it into a Spirit Halloween.

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So you gonna leave us hanging? Why did Superman throw Lois into a volcano?!

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Or maybe they’re looking for that moose-bussy

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I had a half hour meeting with a coworker today. 2 minutes in, he mentioned he was thinking about building a new PC. Almost an hour later we decided we needed to start talking about the meeting topic.

Major Asset Seizure Likely as Trump Can't Afford Bond for NY Fraud Case (www.commondreams.org)

Less than a month after New York Attorney General Letitia James said she would be willing to seize former Republican President Donald Trump’s assets if he is unable to pay the $464 million required by last month’s judgment in his civil fraud case, Trump’s lawyers disclosed in court filings Monday that he had failed to...

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it sounds like they’re preparing some kind of mobilization/campaign to play the victim now that their options are quickly drying up.

Not disagreeing with you, but just wanted to point out that’s kind of their thing already.

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Corn Nuts used to have a radio ad jingle that went something like “Bust a nut, bust a nut. Open up a bag and bust a nut.”

I remember hearing it in the car in middle school while a friend’s mom was driving us somewhere. My friend and I both looked at each other in disbelief, like “is this really happening?” His mom was completely stone faced so we assumed she didn’t know what busting a nut was or just wasn’t paying attention to the radio. In hindsight, she was probably hoping the same about us.

Edit: Found the link!

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Head! Paper! Now!

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Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.

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Democracy is spreading.

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How does that even happen?

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Judge Amit P. Mehta called his immunity claim “weak sauce” and did not allow him to make it at trial.

LMAO get fucked, traitor

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Hey that’s me! The post, not the balls on my chin.

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:O C===3

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Did you just prove that short dicks evaluate as true?

Mike Johnson 'blindsided' by abrupt departure that could end Lauren Boebert's career (www.rawstory.com)

Boebert had switched districts after Buck announced his impending retirement to avoid a stiff challenge from Democrat Adam Frisch in the 3rd district, but Buck’s immediate departure will set up a special election in which the state Republican and Democratic parties will choose a nominee – and there’s no guarantee they’ll...

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Ken Buck is my congressman and I have disagreed with him on almost everything during his entire term. With that being said, him going out in a way specifically to fuck over Boebert and the rest of the GOP brings a smile to my face. He’s still a massive piece of shit, but he did good here.

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hope you get someone actually interested in representing their own constituents

Unfortunately, the district is extremely right wing. We’re R+13, which is why Boebert wants to run here, because whoever wins the Republican primary is pretty much a given to win the seat.

With that being said, Colorado recently redrew its district line by an independent, non-partisan group. I have no idea how my district managed to remain so lopsided throughout that process.

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I don’t really like the idea of splitting queues into people who are hardcore following the meta vs completely relaxed. But I also hate queueing for higher difficulties and getting matched with level 5 players who don’t have a Booster unlocked yet.

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The thing that’s frustrating is her response that she didn’t lie, which is technically true. But she refuses to say that she was intentionally misleading.

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Elton John - Tiny Dancer with a Boner

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I didn’t try all the new changes, but played for a couple hours yesterday and couldn’t find a good way to deal with Chargers. Anyone have better luck?

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Yeah, I feel like 1 is easy enough to deal with. Orbital rail strike will 1 shot anything. But once there are more than 2 chargers out, I felt like it is impossible.

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Where do you aim the EAT for Bile Titans? Just shoot em in the head?

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We had two members with EATs basically littering them on our path whenever the cooldown was off.

That’s a good idea. The cool down is so short, might as well use them constantly.

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Pretty much on any level 6 or above you’ll get more than 2 on every fight.

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Just played tonight with using EAT for Chargers. Aiming for the leg strips the armor in one shot and then they’re easy to take down with your primary or another EAT after that.

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This guy is quoted several times as saying that it was the Republicans who fought for social change. I wish someone in the audience had the balls to ask, “when you say Republicans, are you talking about liberals or conservatives?”

He’s trying to take credit for liberal successes, while being in the conservative party. It’d be like if King Charles tried to take credit for the success of the Boston Tea Party because it was done by British colonists.

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There’s a non-outrage-inducing non-headline grabbing logic here that is him saying he wishes republicans were more liberal

I posted this above, but it makes more sense in a reply to what you said. I wish someone in the audience had the balls to ask, “when you say Republicans, are you talking about liberals or conservatives?”

He’s trying to take credit for liberal successes, while being in the conservative party. It’d be like if King Charles tried to take credit for the success of the Boston Tea Party because it was done by British colonists.

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I love the irony when Republicans try to claim they’re the party of Lincoln while also raising Confederate flags and trying to disenfranchise minorities.

Notice they never say it was “conservatives” who did this good thing in the past. They always say “Republican” when talking about good things in the past, all while using “liberal” as a slur in the present.

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Link to the emails if anyone is interested. Fair warning, it’s 1,439 pages long.

app.box.com/s/…/1460147704477

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Pages 81 and 82 are interesting. From Cheesebro:

…the Legislature should decree that the voters of Wisconsin, due to malfeasance by election officials, have FAILED TO MAKE A CHOICE in the manner directed by the Legislature which delegated the appointment process to voters.

…Doing so doesn’t disenfranchise voters. It’s clear that citizens have no right to vote for president. And it’s clear that if a Legislatures chooses to let citizens vote for president, the voting has to be done in the manner the Legislature directed – not in some other manner, manipulated by a particular political party for partisan advantage. So it logically follows that partisan election officials go too far over the line, the election just doesn’t count.

…What I like about this setup is that there would be no effort to get the Legislature to override the will of the people. The Legislature would merely active proactively, to fill a possible vacuum that might end up existing, if a court later rules that the election itself violated Article II.

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Not just thinking that you’re smart. But also sending that to other lawyers and judges and then those people also think you’re smart!

These people are so far gone that I don’t know how we ever recover from this as a country.

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Yeah, we were struggling with heavies playing just on Hard. We didn’t even bother to play anything higher than that.

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