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phorq,

Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

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Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

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Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…

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Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?

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Why’s it smell like steamed hams?

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Technology’s Cyclical

I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

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Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…

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Isn’t that that survivalist dude that drinks piss? Bear Grilf?

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I’ll take your word for it as I live in one of the US state.

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Quick, somebody call Dr. Bees!

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You’re an agent of rules

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I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

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If you fart in the woods and nobody is around to hear it… is it automatically deadly?

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The more money is charged, the more likely it is to inflate.

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If OP did it recursively they would also need -R

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Just looks like a slightly out of focus phone camera. Probably taken at sunset and then put through an oversaturated filter.

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I’ve used Xournal++ before for adding things like signatures to pdfs

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It’s all fun and games until you realize the cat now has all the control…

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From denimrector Wes Anderson

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As long as I don’t get my junk stuck in the door when I zip it shut, I’m fine with this.

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As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…

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Ah, the Bugs Bunny approach… worst case scenario you get flattened and walk away with funny sound effects.

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*worked perfectly, airbags are not reusable…

phorq,

In most places wait staff only need to be paid the minimum wage if their next-to-nothing wage plus tips doesn’t exceed minimum wage.

phorq,

Joke’s on you, I’m my own worst enemy!

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First Mongolians make the NoSQL database of my nightmares and now this… When will they learn!?

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If you shave your broccoli it looks bigger, might be a good idea for a diet.

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Joke’s on you, I’m gonna automate a bot to do it for me after I go off the grid. That way they don’t notice I’m gone.

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Is that not what they mean when they say something’s a good source of fiber?

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I thought I learned about Wumbo… There’s a Kool-Aid curriculum I missed out on?

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I’m 5’4" and volunteer as tribute… ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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Am I dyslexic or is the joke unclear?

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Thank you for the translation, I was really struggling with those weird symbols they were using.

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I bought a master lock for my burrito, it can be opened with another burrito.

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No, this is Peter.

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Car insurance is in place of health insurance, not life insurance

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F*****x, I edged so hard I chromed all over myself…

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This is listed as “remote”? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.

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And agnostics may or may not be possessed, but they don’t really care.

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