SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

He’ll announce it after infrastructure week.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I had a sex party last night and the whole time I just wanted to play Mario Party.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Five bucks and I’ll shit in your pants for you.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Hundreds of millions of people using it daily isn’t enough for you?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The controller didn’t cause the implosion.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nothing to do with tension vs compression of carbon fibre?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Sounds like you just read the thesaurus.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I wonder how much his election campaign spends there.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Can you give me a brief rundown on your family history?

Include all the gory details.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Alabama has pretty sisters.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

She could stroke mine, I’m a big fan of GILFs.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m totally into your militant anti-anti-conformity stance.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I love it when mayo gets a little funky with a blue wispy fuzz.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah I’m a competitive sex haver and I can’t stand sex outside of competitions anymore.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

J-Lo’s husband is doing well for himself these days!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Can you hook me up with a nude of this?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

He is wearing shoes and the Infinity Gauntlet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nothing on but the radio and Infinity Gauntlet?

What would happen if he snapped while fisting me?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I just walk across it.

Universal Healthcare is fantastic and if you don’t use it fully you’re missing out on a huge benefit of being Canadian.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s Vancouver, it’s only legal if you’re smoking crack while you wave the brick.

VPD loves to harass anyone else.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Not everyone is polite.

This a video of the famous Balcony Guy during the ‘freedom protests.’

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Then turn the volume up, eh.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

In Vancouver ICBC pays off double if you get hit by an EV.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s more environmentally conscious if you get hit by an EV so Vancouver council passed the double pay out law last year.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Gag me harder, daddy judge.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Israel needs to take a long hard look in the mirror and decide if destroying hospitals is worth it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My parents would give me a special treat too, but it was rusty jumper cables.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s basically what the stock market is.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You don’t have a nude version of that by chance do you?

It’s not for a friend, it’s for me.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I used to comment here to get some of that sweet linux femboy bussy.

I still do, but I used to as well.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m attracted to Zoidberg not AI models.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Must get tiring to constantly be inserting boring politics into every discussion.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Thanks for your input.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m typing but I can see how it could be confusing.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Oh man I’m straight as an arrow but I love me a sexy twink or transexual goth girlfriend.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Completely straight male who likes to fuck twinks.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My girl has long nipples.

I did this once and they got wrapped around an axle twice.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

KFC extra crispy drumsticks are the perfect size, shape and texture to insert into your asshole.

It’s my preferred butt plug.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

This is when Drake has to touch 18 year old pussy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If you think the Democrats and Republicans are as scary as each other you’re playing into the Republican’s propaganda and are not seeing the bigger picture.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Latvian woman are the best, you give them a potato they give you a half-and-half.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No but I do have a couple of these (NSFW).

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How many did you order?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They warn you not to use the silicon eggs anally.

I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life but I would consider that warning.

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