joyjoy

@joyjoy@lemm.ee

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joyjoy,

😁: Getting railed

😡: Getting railroaded

joyjoy,

Are the any games that have armor like this, but they’re actual items you can find? You could be playing as a male protagonist and find some female armor, then just put it on.

Zelda doesn’t count because there’s no female protagonist option.

joyjoy,

It’s a mysterious third thing.

joyjoy,

It really used to be the opposite. Now they’re convincing you 8GB is actually 16GB.

joyjoy,

They released the MacBook pro with only 8gb of memory and tried to convince everyone that with memory compression, 8gb on a Mac was equivalent to 16gb on a Windows system.

joyjoy,

This is an unforgettable prostate exam.

joyjoy,

Similarly, $$ is the current PID, $PPID is the parent PID. (Bash)

joyjoy,

With suicide, you have a chance to get your affairs in order. kill -9 $$ is hiring an assassin to kill you and not tell you when it will happen. It happens suddenly without warning.

joyjoy,

Depending on my client, I still see what you deleted.

joyjoy,

Unless it’s helm. K8s projects are usually named with a maritime pun.

joyjoy,

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joyjoy,

Opposite of a catboy

joyjoy,

Does this include Hong Kong?

joyjoy,

pansexual

Doesn’t matter, man.

joyjoy,

Not dumb, just useless. I’m sure some intern is very proud of this.

joyjoy,

It doesn’t change the color of your UI. It only shows you videos in your Home feed whose thumbnails are that color.

joyjoy,

Me and the boys on the way to start the Great Journey and light the Sacred Rings

joyjoy,

Afroeurasia.

joyjoy,

RIP

ginger and thyme are full of lead too rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

bad news bears a ton of spices are full of lead (consumer reports has some info but it’s partially paywalled) so is that 1984 Garfield mug and most fiber sources and anything brightly colored from before 1978 (4 yrs after women were allowed to get credit cards in their name) and many water bottles with a vacuum sealed interior...

joyjoy,

There’s a legal limit of plutonium?

joyjoy,

500000 * 0 = 0

joyjoy,

I guess that’s why it’s called a poop deck.

joyjoy,

https://media.tenor.com/zliWRxgn9wIAAAAC/death-pick-it-up.gif

joyjoy, (edited )

All these people had girlfriends.

Superman: Lois Lane was killed by Joker
Batman: Talia Al’gul drugged and r*ped him then left him with the child.
Spider-man: should I even start?

joyjoy,

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joyjoy,

They were right. They’ll always make a better idiot.

joyjoy,

It is Thursday in Australia and new Zealand.

Microsoft stole my Chrome tabs, and it wants yours, too (www.theverge.com)

Last week, I turned on my PC, installed a Windows update, and rebooted to find Microsoft Edge automatically open with the Chrome tabs I was working on before the update. I don’t use Microsoft Edge regularly, and I have Google Chrome set as my default browser. Bleary-eyed at 9AM, it took me a moment to realize that Microsoft...

joyjoy,

“iTs AlL cHrOmE aNyWaY”

This is why I use Firefox.

joyjoy, (edited )

Being gay isn’t a valid excuse for being bad at math/logic.

Edit: only 2 people are good at math?

joyjoy,

What are you doing, step brother?

joyjoy,

I think the reddit watermark is becoming the new ifunny watermark.

joyjoy,

Finally, the sex update.

Many players have become "patient gamers". What are games people might miss out on by waiting for sales?

Sales follow the tradition of supply and demand. Products come out at their highest price because of expectations and hype. Then, as interest wanes, the publisher continues to make some sales by reducing price to tempt the less interested parties....

joyjoy,

Every game made by Nintendo in the last 20 years. They never go on sale.

joyjoy,

Theres probably an entire porn category where Russians fuck the US elections.

joyjoy,

If you have low volume, don’t even bother voting. There will also be drugs tests to catch “performance” enhancing drugs.

joyjoy,

You know it’s right because it’s loud.

joyjoy,

Do you need a license if you DIY?

joyjoy,

That’s awesome. I use Lemmy too. Small world, huh?

joyjoy,

Why would someone recommend an OS that everyone already uses?

joyjoy,

Not enough. Spread the word.

joyjoy,

I agree. You’re wrong.

joyjoy,

You didn’t need to take the time to tell me you blocked me. I literally don’t think of you.

joyjoy,

If it makes it better, the video isn’t censored at all. Just the thumbnail is.

joyjoy,

Hit & Run actually did get a fan remake in Unity.

www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3gCaTLUSAUuk6mTBj…

joyjoy,

Time enjoyed wasting is not time wasted.

joyjoy,

It’s not about the bubbles. It’s the group chats, encryption, media size, and other rich chat features.

joyjoy,

Don’t buy a smart printer. Buy a dumb printer, then plug it into a raspberry pi.

joyjoy,

A printer that supports network print, typically through an Internet service.

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