How to know you're in Indiana.
Found at a Tipton, IN truck stop.
Fedizen, this is class warfare
FlyingSquid, 
They didn’t say anything about multiple teachers not being allowed in there.
Reddfugee42, So one truck driver and one whore is allowed. Gotcha
FlyingSquid, As was ever thus.
bhamlin, I am appalled that I am required to limit myself to one whore at a time. Unless hookers are counted differently?
Reddfugee42,
tacosanonymous, Yep, lot lizards are accepted. You can have up to three of em in there.
MadBob, Oh him? He’s not a driver.
pastermil, At first I thought that one trucker taking more than one shower is what prompted this.
After reading the comments, I know it’s one shower taking more than one trucker…
Agent641, One trucker taking at least one other trucker.
pastermil, One trucker taking another trucker(s) in a shower.
ChaoticNeutralCzech, 5 showerheads, what a luxury… Anyway, could that be interpreted as a room with 5 showers for people of various heights?
Agent641, 5 trucker at various heights 😉
mojofrododojo, one trucker, unlimited lot lizards tho, they know their customers.
squid_slime, Must be worried about scania drivers
nobleshift, 
Nice burn. This is a quality shit post
whoisearth, 
What is this anti-brower bullshit?! If me and my bros want to have a shower together and wash out cock and balls that’s for us. It’s male bonding!
FlyingSquid, Is a brower a shower you take with your brother?
whoisearth, A shower you take with your bros!
stoicmaverick, Weird level of specificity there…
Ghostalmedia, 
“I was told this was a place of love”
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/16eeb40d-604e-413d-a605-be147e148966.jpeg
Everythingispenguins, Not that kind of love
wreckedcarzz, 
“What is Love’s? 🎶”
negativenull, 
frezik, “We carry cheap knives, illegal Chinese handheld radios, Thin Blue Line flag hats, and there’s trucker sechs in the back”.
Ghostalmedia, Excuse me, but you forgot the heat lamp chicken tendies and the attached Arby’s.
mojofrododojo, meth’s at pump #4. Ask for Jeetus
dev_null, Good ol’ Beofang; who cares what the numbers say? Pick your favorite ones, no worries.
odium, 99 naked truckers at ram truck stop
Vespair, So what I’m reading is a truck driver can invite as many guests as they want to shower with them there, so long as none of those guests are also truck drivers.
Weird rules for the orgy shower, but who am I to judge?
FlyingSquid, They just don’t want to be responsible for any little truck drivers.
Bonehead, These are gendered showers. I don't think that's going to be a problem...
FlyingSquid, I don’t know. I have no idea how truckers reproduce. Thought maybe by budding.
Got_Bent, They’re pollinated by the majestic lot lizard.
tpihkal, Are you implying that men can’t get pregnant?
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Must get tiring to constantly be inserting boring politics into every discussion.
Pinklink, I think it was joke. You are the one that decided to take it as political. Also, probably shouldn’t try to come as “better than thou” when your username looks like a 13 yo sat down and tried to think up the grossest thing they could while nonstop snickering to themselves the entire time because of how edgy and funny they are.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Thanks for your input.
wreckedcarzz, Why are you talking into a mirror…?
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I’m typing but I can see how it could be confusing.
_Sprite, 
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Oh man I’m straight as an arrow but I love me a sexy twink or transexual goth girlfriend.
aidan, Sounds like not straight, but call yourself what you want
Bytemeister, Greek They identify as a bi straight-arrow.
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Completely straight male who likes to fuck twinks.
GreyEyedGhost, I started work at a place, and heard a story of a lady who caught two guys in the women’s showers the day before. I don’t think a sign on the door is going to change much, certainly not after that day.
melpomenesclevage, Humanity is at a constant level of gay, with small margin.
If you can’t see it, it just means its happening behind closed doors. Showers typically have closed doors.
ohitsbreadley, Is that why the far right made such a stink about genital inspections and bathrooms?
dragontangram88, 
It probably saves money to share. Most places like that aren’t on timers. When I was living out of my car at the end of 2017, I used one of those showers for $15. If one traveler uses it, and has another traveler stand outside the door, they could probably switch places really quickly and split the cost of one shower. I don’t think they’re timed.
FlyingSquid, It also makes it much easier to fuck. You do it in the cab and people will see the rocking.
InternetCitizen2, Start in the cab. Finish in the shower.
wreckedcarzz, This guy trucks fucks.
casmael, (edited ) Is that timed as well or no?
FlyingSquid, Yes, unless you’re really good at it. Or, I guess, really bad at it.
Viking_Hippie, Most places like that aren’t on timers
I don’t think they’re timed
What I hear you saying is that there’s probably a temporal limitation.
EvacuateSoul, You can ask for a team shower, in which case you each get separate showers for only one credit on your loyalty card, since you are taking turns driving the same truck.
Or you can ask any other drivers if they have a spare credit, since OTR drivers normally end up with extra or unlimited for the month, depending on the chain. I used to use one just to shit in a private room sometimes.
watersnipje, $15 for a shower?? For that price, they better have a bubble bath and a towel boy in there.
ReallyKinda, That’s a lot of nozzles
FlyingSquid, Gotta do something to replace the second person.
Ghostalmedia, Good showers and good food are how truck drivers pick your truck stop over the competition.
Empricorn, I’m sorry, are you a truck driver!? Do you know what it takes to get them clean??
someguy3, I’m not, so what did it take to get them clean?
FlyingSquid, A shower with lots of nozzles apparently.
TexasDrunk, And a group of non-truckers since you can only have one driver per shower.
Splatterphace, Take a shower in 2 min flat bro
Zipitydew, Pretty neat. Like a carwash kinda setup.
wreckedcarzz, Spray me daddy~
FluorideMind, Dang. I was just in Tipton Friday.
FlyingSquid, And I bet you had to shower alone.
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