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I’ve seen the sequel to this and I do not approve.

E: I was making a “two girls, one cup” joke. I strongly discourage anyone from looking that up, as it’s disgusting. Literally shit play.

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For this topic and for your own sake, I hope you are never one of the day’s 10,000.

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The judge later apologized to the jury and said something to the effect of, “When God tells me I gotta do something, I gotta do it,” according to the document.

Judge Jesus, I have a great career path for you if you are bound to god’s word, and it is absolutely not the judiciary. Try quitting and then working as a clergyman. Sounds like that’s your true calling. 🙄

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From the article:

The transactions have bred fresh accusations that Alito, one of the high court’s six conservatives, is engaging in or aligning with partisan politics, despite a recently adopted code of conduct that directs the justices to “refrain from political activity.”

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There is definitely a Jurassic Park joke to be made here.

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the Temple [
] named a telehealth abortion clinic after Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito’s mom.

This is a beautifully poetic insult and I love it.

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My four year old niece has some little toys like this
I wish I had an Ollie’s; I’d snatch this up for her in an attempt to get her into Trek. Right now it’s all Disney princesses.

Devout Christian Mike Johnson shows up to hush money trial to defend a guy accused of cheating on his wife with a porn star (www.vanityfair.com)

House Speaker Mike Johnson describes himself as a Christian before anything else. He has said his “faith informs everything I do.” He has told people curious about his views to “pick up a Bible.” His wife reportedly runs a counseling service whose operating agreement, which he himself notarized, states, “We believe and...

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Loved the comment, but then I saw your username. This made me unreasonably happy. Thank you for that haha

Secret Hamas Files Show How It Spied on Everyday Palestinians (www.nytimes.com)

The Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar has for years overseen a secret police force in Gaza that conducted surveillance on everyday Palestinians and built files on young people, journalists and those who questioned the government, according to intelligence officials and a trove of internal documents reviewed by The New York Times....

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The NYT has been shown to be biased against Palestinians, so this, unfortunately, doesn’t surprise me anymore. I used to trust the NYT as one of the more trustworthy sources, but am reluctant to give them any traffic anymore. It feels like, at least in the US, the right-wing crazies have won because “mainstream media” (all media, frankly) really is starting to feel untrustworthy.

I strongly dislike nearly everything about this timeline.

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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I would like to take this opportunity to note that I’m someone who likes to chew ice.

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For anyone who does this (at least in the US): Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white.

Otherwise, you’re suicidal at best.

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I will never understand humanity; how it can be a controversial opinion to not want to commit genocide is beyond me. I’m glad WFP is able to stand up to AIPAC.

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For me, I can’t stop staring at the clearly defined edge of his makeup. It’s so obvious that I’m beginning to think his (probably underpaid) MUA does it intentionally.

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It took me a second to realize this is supposed to be Germany and not Mickey Mouse as a ball. Now I’ve just learned that MM has the same coloring as the German flag. Huh.

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It feels like he has gotten more orange recently. I don’t know if it’s that he’s using a different shade of concealer, is missing more spots so his pale skin shows against the concealer, or the various images I’ve seen have had weird saturation issues, but it’s noticeable. Like a bad spray tan in some images, though I expect some of those may be saturated.

Given how angry some folks get over certain jokes based on the age of the joke indicates to me that the jokes remain at least somewhat effective in their goal of drawing attention to how ridiculous something is.

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Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.

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I think that may be how a regert is born. (Intentional.)

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And whichever ones of them aren’t dumbasses are intentionally manipulating the former by claiming Biden and the Rainbow Mafia are coming for them. The evil leading the dumb.

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Why are you giving them ideas? And why do I weirdly like this concept? (Aesthetically, not for its purpose.)

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The order makes him inactive as of March 30, 2024. Here’s his California State Bar page.

As a fellow attorney, it was extremely satisfying to see his updated status and the big, glaring consumer alert. He abused the privilege and is a disgrace to the legal community and (what remains of) the justice system.

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But, but, but I’m supposed to live here! My ancestors lived here millennia ago! What does it matter if they live there now?! Them not wanting to be forcibly displaced, starved, beaten is just them being terrorists! stomps foot

I hope they choke on their bile because they sure are filled with it.

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Cool, cool. So we’d be okay with any country doing the exact same as Israel? Then why is the US bothering to support Ukraine? Surely, Russia must not be doing anything bad, either.

/s

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Can’t wait for him to wrong-turn himself into a random driveway and get a taste of his own medicine from one of his own.

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Not really. From the article:

“Now, if I don’t get elected, it’s going to be a bloodbath for the whole—that’s going to be the least of it. It’s gonna be a bloodbath for the country,” he declared.

While the context may have been “auto industry,” the message was clear.

Latvia starts criminal proceedings against an EU Parliament lawmaker suspected of spying for Russia (apnews.com)

LatviaÂŽs state security service has started criminal proceedings against an European Parliament lawmaker and a citizen of the Baltic country who is suspected of cooperating with Russian intelligence and security services, according to Latvian media reports Saturday....

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The woman in the image preview is not the same woman they’re investigating.

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So, uh, where’s the other stuff. Asking for a friend.

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If only we could put him in a room and delete the door. 😔

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Not to be confused with eatshit, of course.

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Those are eh; I’m not a fan of the frosting. Show me some Susan cookies, though, and you bet I’ll put out.

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There are some things that should remain in the garbagereddit. This is one of them.

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You sure it’s not furry indoctrinationℱ? Because apparently that’s rampant in schools. 🙄

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I want one that’s grown-up-sized, and another that’s kid-sized. This is amazing.

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Took me a second. I feel like this is a quality shitpost 😂

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For me, I had two sets of silverware and then two stray forks that I’d no clue from whence they came. Once I had them, though, every fork from the actual sets became the one I didn’t want to use.

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For as much comfort as the OBGYN provides (at least in the US), Claire’s might be a better choice: cheaper and you still don’t get any pain meds.

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Every time I see your username, I get the urge to demand a banana from you. I know you have them; you’re just lying about no bananas. àČ _àČ 

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Would still pet, 100%. Might not even be that different from some cats I’ve loved 😂

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I must have extra Internet; I loaded two withs!

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