JokeDeity

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JokeDeity,

It’s been out for years now, it’s called Alyx, and you’re only fooling yourself if you think it’s not.

JokeDeity,

Who the fuck believed they were? 🤣

JokeDeity,

Here’s why anyone who thought that was happening is a dumbass: because obviously.

JokeDeity,

More like 129% considering I can play all the Switch games on a Deck.

JokeDeity,

Yeah, no, I’m sure it’s about to go from less than 10% market share to over 50% in one year. 🙃

JokeDeity,

Twitter is the second worst app in existence only behind Snapchat.

JokeDeity,

Remove video games. Execs and more importantly shareholders, are ruining the fucking world.

JokeDeity,

How Steam?

JokeDeity,

I mean, I get it, I do, I love modding… But can’t they just not upgrade or even downpatch?

JokeDeity,

Damn shame. I hope they don’t touch my baby NV.

JokeDeity,

I thought TMR was getting discontinued over this?

JokeDeity,

Only like 1% related to the topic at hand, but man I would love to see SE remake Parasite Eve.

JokeDeity,

That’s. Fucking. Sexy.

JokeDeity,

Shit that actually hurt.

JokeDeity,

Capitalism was a mistake.

JokeDeity,

EA hasn’t produced a game I care about in years.

JokeDeity,

Imagine sharing this anecdote with no shame.

JokeDeity,

I’m definitely one of the low T people, and frankly I wouldn’t care… If women didn’t still only seem to want MANLY MEN™ .

JokeDeity,

I am suspicious of anything I see being pushed as heavily as Kagi is pushed by it’s alleged users.

JokeDeity,

Hard disagree. “Tab Center Reborn” has a ton you can do with CSS.

JokeDeity,

I am a FIRM believer that a quality product will net you more sales than any cheap tricks will and if you really come out with a banger then you always have the option to add a MEANINGFUL DLC addition down the line, instead of content you made at the same time you made the base game and just decided to wall off and “release” later.

JokeDeity,

Not enough TBH.

JokeDeity,

I’m glad I played the beta so I knew I wouldn’t be interested in buying the full game.

Microsoft stole my Chrome tabs, and it wants yours, too (www.theverge.com)

Last week, I turned on my PC, installed a Windows update, and rebooted to find Microsoft Edge automatically open with the Chrome tabs I was working on before the update. I don’t use Microsoft Edge regularly, and I have Google Chrome set as my default browser. Bleary-eyed at 9AM, it took me a moment to realize that Microsoft...

JokeDeity,

Firefox is your friend.

JokeDeity,

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JokeDeity,

Legends Arceus or whatever it was called could have been my favorite Pokemon game but they took so many weird decisions and made it a chore instead of fun and as always made it super baby mode and didn’t go for any kind of online options. A good 3D Pokemon MMO is possible, but Gamefreak and Nintendo don’t seem to have any interest in one ever existing. Also, I’ll be honest, I see no reason whatsoever that they limit the Pokemon available and cut old ones, with all the money they have and employees, there’s no reason they can’t incorporate every single pokemon into newer games and in an MMO setting they could even do certain ones active at certain times or some other way to make them feel exciting to get.

JokeDeity,

They could do both with ease.

JokeDeity,

Thought the exact same.

JokeDeity,

The tower defense part was legitimately one of my favorite parts of the original game. 🤣

JokeDeity,

I’ve never understood the appeal of watching twitch streams, I enjoy the edited compiled stuff with all the boring moments cut out that ends up on YouTube sometimes, but I see no point in watching a dude eating and drinking and staring at his monitor and shouting out to viewers.

JokeDeity,

I’m the detractor here, I couldn’t give less of a shit about anything to do with intellectual property and think all copyright is bad.

JokeDeity,

There’s a reason their printers are always the cheapest in the store, don’t fall for it, go for ANYTHING else.

JokeDeity,

People are idiots. I’ve used Firefox for nearly 20 years and have zero plans to change.

JokeDeity,

I wanted to like this game so much as NV is my favorite game of all time, but it was just so incredibly bland and lacking in so many ways.

JokeDeity,

The relationship system was good until I realized that it, like Cyberpunk, was really just forming really close friendships with characters. I want my space/future girlfriends!

What games can you not get into because they feel too outdated?

Are there games that you tried but just couldn’t get into because they feel outdated? Games that, in theory, you would enjoy, but don’t because the controls, graphics, writing, or mechanics just don’t feel good anymore. Games that, compared to today, just don’t hold up to your standards....

JokeDeity,

I’ve always wanted there to be an option when you start a new Pokemon game that just lets you say “I’ve played Pokemon before let me get into it”, it really is a pain in the ass as an adult.

JokeDeity,

I do both, lol.

JokeDeity,

It’s still awful though. Enemies still don’t react to attacks, enemies still teleport, animations still break all the time, random DCs, etc.

JokeDeity,

Ha! Amazing response, never even considered how that shorthand would be taken by the Fallout community. I actually meant “disconnects” by the term DCs, but really great write up you have here.

JokeDeity,

I haven’t paid for a Nintendo game in a decade and never will again. Easily the biggest scumbags in the game and there’s tough competition out there.

I’m going to play on Ryujinx even harder now you fucks.

JokeDeity,

Yes, and that’s the appropriate response.

JokeDeity,

Brilliant.

JokeDeity,

I’m a simple man, I see a Dunkey reference, I upvote.

JokeDeity,

To this very day 76 runs like absolute dog shit. They just released a paid DLC (on top of all the MTX bullshit) and yet shooting enemies is still broken and takes literal seconds in some cases to register, enemies still teleport around, and there’s no real direction or incentives to explore anything. One of the worst games I’ve ever tried to play and every time I give it another chance, nothing has improved for the better.

JokeDeity,

Bro you skipped New Vegas???

JokeDeity,

How does it compare to Outer Worlds? I found myself really bored in that game pretty often and I’m a huge Fallout fan so it surprised me how bland it all felt 90% of the time.

JokeDeity,

I’m far more peeved as an MGS fan at everything Konami has done with the IP post Kojima. Fuck Konami.

JokeDeity,

The only one of those I’ve ever heard of is Final Cut and I have Premier Pro already. I’m going to assume I can get a pretty solid alternative for any of the rest as well.

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