hungryphrog,

why is the meme referring to the teacher as an “it”

elliot_crane,

To further dehumanize it for not buying enough pizza of course. /s

rmuk,

In my secondary school we were expected to address all the teachers by name so I tended to use “Er…”.

afraid_of_zombies,

Best way to get it to put the lotion on its skin

LemmyKnowsBest,

Everyone’s so scared of pronouns now, humans are now referred to as non-sentient objects.

WhoPutDisHere,

Lol’d at this. Great job.

hungryphrog,

But “it” is a pronoun too.

Mirodir,

Because it’s a cat.

mtchristo,

Some teachers deserve all the good in the world.

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

“It’s”?

MeDuViNoX, (edited )
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nonbinary teacher, I guess?

Edit: How about agender and/or null gender then?

maxwisecracks,
@maxwisecracks@lemmy.world avatar

it’s = it is

movies,

This is such an easy thing to get, it’s a contraction, but it’s fucking butchered across the internet. It blows my mind.

spujb,

the authors of the constitution also butchered it!

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

It can also be possessive.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

You would still use “their” there.

maxwisecracks,
@maxwisecracks@lemmy.world avatar

I know, but it’s/its drives me crazy.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah it bothers me too. It’s not as easy as @movies suggests though, I think. Yes, apostrophe means you’re using a contraction, so “it’s” should be easy.

But apostrophe also means possession in almost every other case. “It’s” and “there’s” are literally the only examples I can think of in standard English where an apostrophe can be used, but cannot mean possession. Native speakers still have no excuse, but it is a bit of a weird oddity that has to be learnt.

What really bug’s me is when people randomly throw apostrophe’s in where they just make no sense, on what should be simple plural word’s or even just verb conjugation’s. And it happen’s all the damn time. (I’m so sorry.)

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

How dare you do that and still mark your comment as English. I nearly downvoted you for that!

MeDuViNoX, (edited )
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe asexual then?

Edit: Well, I guess I meant agender/null gender, my bad.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Asexual is a sexuality, like gay or straight, not a gender identity. It can go with “he”, “she”, or “they” depending on the person.

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Agender? I’m looking online now and the closest thing I can find is that some nonbinary people prefer it/its, so that was probably the closest one/best guess from the start.

Edit: Null gender seems like the closest thing I can find, besides the random nonbinaries that prefer it.

riwo,
@riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i think u did great with ur guess of nonbinary :3

one cant really infer gender from pronouns but i think for it/its pronouns, general nonbinary is as fair a guess as agender.

just because they/them is a more commonly used pronoun for nonbinary ppl, that doesnt mean they wont use whatever other pronouns they vibe with.

(source: i use it/its and they/them)

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Thank you for your feedback, I’m just a bi dude that likes to cross dress sometimes and I’m still learning a bunch of the nuance.

Furbag,

I never appreciated this as a kid even though there was plenty of pizza to go around for everyone back then. If any teachers are in this thread reading this comment, thank you. Thank you. It does make a difference, even if it’s a small gesture.

Th3D3k0y,

My wife and I go out of our way to try to reinforce the fact that we, as parents, very very very much appreciate their teachers. We give them Christmas cards, end of year cards, we donate gifts to them, and any time they send home a letter saying they are running low on supplies we donate something with a thank you card. Hopefully this eventually becomes apparent to the kids that they should appreciate the teachers just as much.

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Why can’t good people who want to do good work get paid for their time?

The super intendant of that school district is probably a millionaire, but doesn’t do any of the work.

It seems like only the shitty teachers that hate children are the ones that remain as teachers.

RandomVideos,

During grades 0-4, i had a special program where i would stay at school for 8 hours, but get no homework and had a 1 hour recreation break and big eating break(not to be confused with the shorter one), where we(my class) got served food(once we received moldy bread i think). Each friday we each got a pizza.

systemglitch,

“it’s”

Sigh

Allero,

OP, the correct gender neutral pronoun is “they”, even if we talk about one person.

But generally a very solid meme!

prole,

Which is always fun to point out to the bigots who lose their shit about “they/them” pronoun stuff.

spujb,

this is definitely not oc, dates back to at least aug 2020. this is also showcased by OP calling the teacher “she” while OOP hit em with the ol’ “it”

PoolloverNathan,

OOP

Object Oriented Programmer?

spujb,

original original poster

Allero,

Thanks for context!

MxM111,

Judging by the picture, it’s a cat.

Hootz,

My cat likes pizza so I’m going to agree.

spujb, (edited )

grammatical animacy (“it” vs “they”) aside, its not as easy to get it/it’s right as some commenters suggest. the authors of the constitution got it wrong too. the error has it’s own few decades of historical precedent. 🙃

No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it’s inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.

SpaceNoodle,

They could barely agree on how words were spelled back then.

spujb, (edited )

turns out codifying one single spelling for an incredibly diverse language and forcing all of its speakers to stick to it was slightly more difficult than founding a new genre of government

(edit this was meant to be a funny silly little comment not biting satire so you all can stop dogpiling me now you make this website miserable)

MotoAsh,

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  • spujb, (edited )

    “Democracy did not start in the US.”

    hello you are literally shoving words in my mouth. i said i like pancakes and you said “oh so you hate waffles?” stop it.

    i never said democracy started in the US. the US was the first country to adopt a federal constitutional republic, thank you very much. 😪😪😪

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  • spujb,

    gurl it was a joke leave, me alone! 🥲🥲🤨

    the_crotch,

    A state is an it, not a they.

    spujb,

    i have edited my first sentence to clarify your misunderstanding 👍

    the_crotch,

    Ah, yes that’s helpful. Apologies for the misunderstanding.

    spujb,

    no problem, glad for the opportunity to clarify

    Prandom_returns,

    You’r bean anal aboat miner erorrs

    systemglitch,

    It just stood out to me. Not saying you are wrong though.

    VaultBoyNewVegas,

    Been there. In my secondary school, every week a class was selected for performing well (so good feedback for behaviour and homework sort of stuff) so the class got a tenner I think. So at the end of the year when we won so many times we had about 100 quid so the teacher wanted to see what everybody wanted to do and of course the class said party. So the teacher had to plan out how to spread 100 pound on food for a class of 30 and she used her own money too. My form teacher was a legend.

    Baku,

    In my primary school they did it based on the cleanest classroom. Except all we won was a $2 Freddo frog. The teachers wouldn’t let us vacuum though, and rather than just not eat inside and not make a mess, we went around with tape to pick up all the carpet crumbs

    Da_Boom,
    @Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Our class party’s were always “bring a plate” type parties - parents would give the kids a plate of something to contribute

    It was the best.

    Annoyed_Crabby,

    Potluck is always the best way to have a party, everyone contribute something.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I remember doing “stone soup” which was kinda the same thing. There’s just one big pot of soup and everyone contributes ingredients to it.

    JusticeForPorygon,
    @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

    I feel like that could go really great or fucking terribly depending on what kind of friends you have.

    “I contributed beef!”

    “I contributed potatoes!”

    “I contributed a bag of doritos!”

    “I contributed this bottle of moose piss!”

    You know, duality of man type thing.

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Yeah… It was in kindergarten and 1st grade, so it could definitely get weird when it’s the kids choosing what goes into the pot.

    ApatheticCactus,

    “I contributed a bag of quickrete!”

    Yeah that wouldn’t work here.

    robocall,
    @robocall@lemmy.world avatar

    I’d show up with a bay leaf

    aeronmelon,

    “No no, that’s good! Everyone give Timmy a hand, he brought something edible this time.”

    prole,

    I mean, I guess bay leaves are technically edible…

    AlecSadler,

    I love this comment because I recently learned bay leaves are hilariously divisive.

    There are some pretty heated / humorous articles out there about them. I love it.

    Annoyed_Crabby,

    Ooo, hot pot, it’s also a very nice way to have dinner party.

    Wes_Dev,

    Potluck with friends: Great!

    Potluck with strangers: Disgusting!

    aeronmelon,

    Potluck is best luck!

    Mr_Blott,

    party’s

    For fucksake guys

    aulin,

    For fuck’s sake, guys

    FTFY

    feedum_sneedson,

    fugseg

    Mr_Blott,

    Naaaah in Scotland “fucksake” is definitely a single word!

    nexguy,
    @nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

    “Naaaah. In Scotland…”

    Fixed

    Mr_Blott,

    Have you actually heard a Scottish person speaking? There’s nae commas or full stops, just a stream of incomprehensible drivel from start to finish

    Wes_Dev,

    Now I hear it spoken like:

    Oh, fer fhucs sayk!

    awwwyissss,

    It’s

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    Monty Python’s Flying Circus!

    afraid_of_zombies,

    It buys the pizza or else is gets the hose again

    SpaceNoodle,

    With it is own money?

    chatokun,

    Gender neutral, but forgot their existed.

    SpaceNoodle,

    *they

    andros_rex,

    I did a pizza party for the class that made the most improvement on a benchmark test. Paid ~$100 in my own money, tried to get everyone enough for two slices. It wasn’t the right kind of pizza, they were still hungry, I didn’t get the right soda… fuck me for not dropping that cash on a fat j instead.

    spikespaz,

    Unfortunately, $100 isn’t enough to satisfy varying tastes, while also leaving out no one. Aside from that, kids didn’t recognize sacrifice, nor were most of them taught the manners to say “No, but thank you.”

    Honestly, I think you probably should have known.

    UsernameIsTooLon,

    Then we teach them?? They’re not gonna know if we don’t be good role models for them, but doesn’t mean they can’t learn.

    Thassodar,

    Everyone is calling out “it’s” but not bough?

    SpaceNoodle,

    *bough tit

    systemglitch,

    Good call, my eyes fixed that for me without me noticing.

    spikespaz,

    Invisible because there is a T nearby

    alyth,

    “it’s” - nice touch to hint at the underfunded school system

    RememberTheApollo_,

    No capital to start the sentence, no period, “bough” instead of bought. Yep.

    TBF there’s a whole separate mindset of online communication that seems to demand shitty writing and spelling, like there’s peer pressure to not do it right even if the writer might know better. One would hope in a more formal setting the writer would do better. Maybe.

    alyth,

    too each they’re own i guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    RememberTheApollo_,

    Killin’ me, man. Didn’t see what the reply was for and had a brief “WTF” over the writing, lol.

    chatokun,

    The missing arm is icing on the cake, even if it wasn’t intentional.

    bcgm3,

    This feels like it could be a new indicator for the relationship between economy and education… The Pizza Party Slice Index?

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