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ummthatguy, in Captain Janeway - Hair Master
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Keeponstalin,
usualsuspect191, in Hugh, one to Borg up.

I often thought that with all the trouble the Borg go through fighting all the resistance and wars and stuff they could instead just go around asking for volunteers.

Throughout the galaxy they could probably build a decent population this way, and it’s much lower risk.

r_thndr,

Isn’t that the shtick of ::: spoiler PIC’s Jurati-Borg ::: ?

afraid_of_zombies,

Well let’s see:

  • No student loans
  • Get to work on the biggest projects
  • Meet new people all the time
  • Get to explore and experience new cultures, lots of travel
  • Get to spend my days with my 10 million closest friends in the universe
  • Never worry about who the president is
  • Retirement isn’t an issue I have to concern myself with
  • Be part of a team, you know?
  • Also freaken robot arm
  • Never have to hear about a sports ball game or a celebrity saying something problematic again

Downsides with rebuttals

  • No individuality? I don’t really get that as it stands
  • Chaffing from implants? Well I am sure they have a cream for that.
  • Don’t get to live in a democracy? I don’t live in one now, I live in a Republic where my vote doesnt matter that has like one election left. What could be more democratic than a collective mind?
  • Live in a giant metal cube with no privacy? I work in a plastic carpeted cube and have to wear headphones to get any work done.
Everythingispenguins,

Sounds like you have already been assimilated

afraid_of_zombies,

My brother in Borg have you heard the good news?

No_Eponym,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

“Happy Monday Team! Resistance is futile!” - good morning message in most corporate offices, probably.

Everythingispenguins,

I assume this will just be downloaded directly into the brain.

Everythingispenguins,

Borg Jesus has returned?

afraid_of_zombies,

Yes, and he was assimilated. His biological and technological distinctiveness was added to our own.

dutchkimble,

I was on the fence, but the clarity about the chaffing cream has sold me

afraid_of_zombies,

I think it is in the nanobot welcome packet.

Bishma, in Everyone's first time watching Star Trek IV
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

This moment has lived rent free in my head for most of my life:

https://i.postimg.cc/rp69rwV0/Star-Trek-4.gif

Later I learned the guy playing the punk was Kirk Randolph Thatcher, a model maker at ILM and an AP on Trek IV.

theinspectorst,
@theinspectorst@kbin.social avatar

He also reprised the character in season 2 of Picard.

I think apart from the Q scenes at the beginning and end, this Easter egg scene (and the punk's post-Spock reaction to being asked to turn down the music again) might be the only salvageable thing from that train wreck of a season.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Although it poses the question of how bus punk could have remembered being nerve pinched - since the past was changed, Kirk and co. almost certainly wouldn’t have gone back in time to 1986. My theory is that it was so impactful that he felt it across timelines.

echodot,

It gives me hope that maybe Picard took place in the alternate timeline. Although it kind of has something interesting to tell I don’t like how Picard made the Borg stupidly powerful. Basically no one should be able to survive them and yet somehow they basically are a non-threat like 95% of the time.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

That’s been a problem for the entire series, not just Picard. The Borg have assimilated thousands of species, yet the (human-centric) Federation somehow manages to beat them every time because humans are special or something.

VindictiveJudge,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

As the second season of SNW demonstrated, time travel in Trek is firmly rooted in the ‘big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff’ theory. Contradictory time travel shenanigans happen all the time. The random accidental time travel, sporadic deliberate time travel, perpetual temporal war, and ocassional bored god-like being have really done a number on the universe’s temporal cohesion. They probably have less of a timeline and more of a time-bowl-of-spaghetti.

burgers,

this scene always cracks me up because like nobody on the bus knows that the punk isn’t dead

negativenull, in The cast of Deep Space Nine
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar
possiblylinux127,

“I’m not Picard”

dalekcaan,

Genocides a planet to prove it, then follows it up with baseball

LesserAbe, in I see no lies here

Q is Tom Bombadil

SkybreakerEngineer,

Tom Bombadil was 0% an asshole

Carlo,

I think a certain Old Man Willow would disagree—not to mention the local barrow-wights! Always hopping through the forest, singing his dumb songs, lording it over everybody!

AngryCommieKender,

Not to mention Goldberry

LesserAbe,

Looks like we got the usual Bombadil defenders in this thread

abbadon420,

Q got screentime.

FlyingSquid, in It wouldn't be logical to come up with a second one
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

They adopted that haircut because they thought it would help them better interact with humans. They intercepted a lot of television broadcasts and decided this was humanity’s greatest champion.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d376f0e8-8f9a-4028-9070-3063baaf4fee.png

ikapoz,

I think you mean the “Historical Documents”

teft,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

You posted the wrong picture of Moe. Here is the correct one:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/caac7345-cbf7-4990-b323-bbd08fc5e1a6.webp

Son_of_dad,

Stuart?? His father left us on Tuesday

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This is one of the many reasons why the Vulcans were so interested in us … because of representatives like this …

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/330899a1-326c-432c-921c-94ce8c4cfb0b.webp

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

“There is a comic actor known as a Stooge with that name. The boy believes we have similar hair.”

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

They had a few early television and radio broadcast characters that had similar features

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/3a43dda5-97c1-4370-80c1-b222feef775e.jpeg

Tolookah, in Ensign, why do you look so tired all the time?

insert Rutherford closing blinds gif

andrew,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar
Tolookah,

Nice. And I just learned paramount plus does not allow screen shots.

6:56 in on s4e2, or 21:30 in for the dimming.

grue,

And I just learned paramount plus does not allow screen shots.

I would just like to point out how asinine and dystopian it is that Paramount has the power to dictate what they “allow” you to do with your property. What gives them the right to sabotage your computer against you?

ProgrammingSocks,

True but this is common practice for all DRM-protected content. Netflix is the same way. Solution: get drm-free copies

MaggiWuerze,

Yarr?

ProgrammingSocks,

:)

ummthatguy, in This crew is unbeatable
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

I suppose if there’s anyone who could listen to O’Brien’s PTSD ramblings and not go insane, it’s counselor Gowron.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d04097cd1caa65dd6641cfb1ae8d84ac/468887eab8008655-d7/s400x600/907dcff6ad8beb38f4ad98a326b3ccb329423480.gif

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

It helps to be insane from the get-go

hypeerror,

Glory to your, mental health!

constantokra,

This comment made my day. Thank you.

verity_kindle,

His hair plays Christmas music wherever he goes, all year. Glory to the Newborn King and this ipod mini I glued to my scalp!

canis_majoris, (edited )
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

This is my new favorite gif. Thank you.

I collect rare Gowrons.

Geralt_of_Rivia,

Glory to you - and your hair! O.O

dutchkimble,

Today is a good day to dye

MajorHavoc, in Riker, the village roundabout

The hell could O’Brien have done to get such a reaction?

Thomas Riker. Lol.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Could have at least invited his twin to the action. Vanilla oreo sandwich.

OsaErisXero,

Nah, that's what he did: Slept with Thomas while he was with Will. That's how Thomas knows what happened between them, and let's the scene work as written still

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Crafty, I like it. Will as a jealous lover does track, considering Worf.

givesomefucks, in He's just... unbearable

In a non enclosed space out in the middle of nowhere you’d never see a bear, because it would intentionally evade the very smell of a person. They can smell like 10 maybe even 25 miles, you’d never know a bear was with you.

Bears hate humans, all types of bears.

It’s just most bears really love trash, and trash is where humans are.

But even as a dude I wouldn’t want to be stuck with another random dude instead of a bear. Honestly anyone that would choose a human over a bear is either a little suspect or just has zero knowledge of nature right when that’s going to be very important.

Anybody who wouldn’t be a liability in the wilderness picks bear.

Dieterlan,

Depends on the bear for me. Black bear? I’ll take that over a man any day (am a man). Polar bear? Yeah, no. I don’t want to be within 1000 miles of a polar bear. Grizzley? Haven’t decided, probably leaning towards wanting the bear, unless it actively hates me for some reason

dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

unless it actively hates me for some reason

Now that’s a terrifying thought. Just an angry bear with a spiteful rage aimed solely at one person, ignoring everyone else.

AA5B,

Maybe ingested someone’s stash of Cocaine?

— but seriously, that movie was funny. A truly stupid concept that I didn’t want to waste time on but found it very entertaining

trolololol,

Well in that case I’m okay to travel with THAT man and his angry bear.

dumbass,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Look at that, I found the answer!

Its safer to be with a man in the woods, if that man is being spitefully hunted by a bear who only wants to harm that one particular human being and has no issue with anyone else at all.

lastweakness,

I’d take the bear over a strange woman too, as in a woman who is a stranger.

givesomefucks,

Honestly anyone that would choose a human over a bear is either a little suspect or just has zero knowledge of nature right when that’s going to be very important.

C’mon man, it was right there…

lastweakness,

Yes, I’m agreeing with you… it’s not an argument, also just emphasizing that it’s not really about gender

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’d take the bear over a strange anyone. I hate being around people I don’t know. I’d rather be mauled by a bear than be the guy at the party no one knows.

lightnsfw,

The bear would provide a lot more valuable resources. What are you getting off a human? A few pounds of meat and maybe enough skin to make a vest out of?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Everything you said here is negated by the fact that he’s talking about Bajoran bears who especially like to eat former Bajoran rebel fighters.

FiniteBanjo,

I’ve seen bears before. Bears have been surprised to see me. That’s just dumb.

givesomefucks, in There's only the model

I mean, Im sure at least one fan over the last 60 years have built a model and not gotten it to scale…

Like, it’s actually kind of of difficult to make a model to scale, especially for a small onenits not all going to be proportional. So even if you were drawing the line at “commercially sold” I’m sure some don’t meet the requirement to be within scale.

I get Shatner meant there’s no “life size” model, but if someone’s gonna be pedantic, it’s an excuse to be pedantic back.

nullthegrey,

@givesomefucks @cosmicrookie William Shatner always struck me as someone incredibly hostile to the fanbase which made him famous and the people who are the only reason anyone gives a damn about him anyway.

Every interview I have ever read or seen video of is just him belittling people and their fandom.

Stamets, (edited )
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because that’s what he is. He’s kind of a crappy person. Nimoy refused to speak to him the last few years he was alive because Shatner paid someone to ask Nimoy questions secretly record Nimoy at a convention after Nimoy turned Shatner down. This was confirmed in the book Shatner wrote about his friendship with Nimoy after he died where Shatner said “It was such a small thing Leonard”. Takei has talked endlessly about how Shatner was a prick to work with on stage too.

Shatner is a shitty person

Edit: I goofed

Organichedgehog,

What questions did shatner pay to have asked?

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Totally on me. I misremembered and just checked. He only had the cameraman record footage, not ask questions.

rickyrigatoni,

Thas cweepy.

Organichedgehog,

Oh I wasnt asking some sorta “gotcha” question, I just haven’t heard anything about this. Why was he recording nimoy?

lost_faith,

Bowser and Blue: Use Shatner in a sentence. - William Shatner purse

feedum_sneedson,

Because William Shatner.

Hexarei,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

One more reason Picard is better

Lemming6969,

There’s always a scale, even if you have to Fourier transform it

LopensLeftArm, in It wouldn't be logical to come up with a second one
@LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works avatar

The Vulcan Cosmetology Directorate has determined that the bowl cut is the most efficient and logical hairstyle to suit all occasions.

MotoAsh,

Except that’s not a bowl cut. It’s closer to a lame pixie cut than a bowl cut.

Maalus,

The vulcan science directorate has determined that there once were two hairstyles in the past (the second probably having something to do with Romulans). They also determined that time travel is impossible, hence just one hairstyle now.

fidodo,

I mean it’s the haircut moms give kids to optimize for time, so it’s definitely efficient.

ummthatguy, in when janeway turns away
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
rivr,
@rivr@lemmy.world avatar

may the prophets guide you 👀…

Kyrgizion, in Let's try staying on target, people. We already missed the Eugenics Wars.

I posit the eugenics wars are already ongoing.

marcos,

When were they expected to start?

We have quite a few large scale genocides going on. So, yeah, maybe.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

We’ve got nine months left in the year so we could squeeze in the Eugenics War for July and get Irish unification by December … hopefully we won’t mix those up and end up with an Irish War and a Eugenics Unification instead

Donkter,

Do they ever give details on the eugenics wars? Like I assume it was a war between countries trying to do eugenics and countries who didn’t but who won? Does eugenics include gene editing? I have to assume that a civilization as advanced as Star Trek would be able to edit out cancer risks and the like from genes.

andyburke,
@andyburke@fedia.io avatar

Worth considering if records from our time didn't make it through with high fidelity and "eugenics" was.how they interpreted the christo--fascist-race-purity axis.of current conflicts.

marcos,

At some point they absolutely include gene editing. But I’m not sure if they get into how it started, and I think the gene editing part was an attempt to make a better weapon.

GregorGizeh,

What we know is that humans created improved versions. Stronger, smarter, more ruthless and cunning, more charismatic and good looking. And of course, also more ambitious.

Due to their objective superiority they rise to leadership positions in many countries or regions, and start warring with each other for world domination.

I don’t think it is detailed how the normal humans overcome the warlords, but they are defeated and killed / exiled (khan etc) and gene editing becomes illegal for everything but severe birth defects.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Stronger, smarter, more ruthless and cunning, more charismatic and good looking. And of course, also more ambitious.

Also, at least in Khan’s case, extremely narcissistic, which was his downfall both times.

clover,

Montana man breeding genetically modified giant sheep: gizmodo.com/franken-sheep-marco-polo-cloned-schub…

kaitco, in Someone at c/startrek@StarTrek.website didn't appreciate my sense of humor

Ohhhhh…

This is where everyone went. The Trek content on my feed had seemingly dwindled down to nothing recently!

Also, as someone who’s already been brutalized by Abrams, those Treks will be skipped as I continue this journey.

gregorum,

Welcome to the judgement-free zone, where we have fun and don’t live in constant fear of mod overlords!

You’re allowed to have opinions here. The one big rule is that you’re just not allowed to be a dick. Have fun!

possiblylinux127,

removed

gregorum,

[checks mod log]

possiblylinux127,

removed

aeronmelon,

[Mod log banned for 30 days for Drama.]

RizzRustbolt,

But being a dick is Jellico’s whole thing!

aeronmelon,

Even Jellico is allowed here, he has his own series now.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I judge. I judge so much.

possiblylinux127,

I’m judging you for judging

the_crotch,

You’re allowed to have opinions here

Stamets is incredibly boring. It’s like the writers came up with “let’s have a guy who’s gay and crazy” in their initial outline and forgot to fill in the rest of his personality. Idk what Culber even saw in him. Representation needs substance or it’s just pandering.

The other Stamets is amazing and one of the most important people on lemmy.

marcos,

The character improves on the last seasons.

Not by a lot. But enough so that it interacts well with the other people that pop-up in engineering.

eva_sieve,

“Though our enemies crowd around us, we tread the blessed path!”

~ A Star Trek character, probably.

aeronmelon,

Sounds like Martok.

possiblylinux127,

You’re saying it wromg

aeronmelon,

These are the only communities you need:

!tenforward

!startrek

The communities on startrek.website are so dead now I feel kind of bad.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, but I cannot live without !badrealestate.

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