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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!

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“Q what are you doing in my quarters while I’m sleeping again?” Janeway asked, groggily

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They want your data so they can market you a PS5 better.

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America’s Army… TWO

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Absorption through the anus.

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The cat decides who is elected. Your votes are just for him to scratch on and tear up.

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They’re just not going to move your library of games to another account’s library. I highly doubt that, even though it does technically go against the TOS, giving your credentials to someone else is going to get that account banned.

They won’t transfer it; but you still can. And with good reason, too. If they allowed it, people would try and use it to steal accounts.

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Aside from completely redesigning the world and side quests, there’s nothing they can tack on to the game as is that would make it worth playing again. It’s boring and missing the one thing they actually did pretty well in everything else: environmental storytelling. You can’t exactly use environmental story-telling when your game’s environment is mostly randomly generated; which is what all the areas outside the main cities are. Randomly generated set-pieces that are scattered around an otherwise empty planet.

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That’s still cheaper than they cost in the US, even taking into account the exchange rate.

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Not here it ain’t.

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/95255e3e-e2ec-4ac0-ad08-57834b463745.png

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Me, seeing all the inaccuracies in Jurassic Park: “That is one big pile of shit.”

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I really need a night cock.

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This is one of those games where I have to assume this is actually normal based on something you did in the game. But I’ve never seen it myself (haven’t been able to beat the boss yet) so I’m not sure what it means. I am just highly doubtful something fucked up.

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The rainbow is just searching for the pot of gold that’s supposed to be at the end. And it won’t let anything get in its way!

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Based on the rumors, I find it funny they are calling it “lite” or “S” (which usually means “small”) when it’s supposedly a bit bulkier than than 3. The leaked specs make it seem like it’s just a Quest 2 except for having the same CPU as the 3. Bulkier lenses, smaller resolution, same price as the 2. Is the CPU really that much better that it would be worth getting over a Quest 2 (which they probably will stop selling)?

Of course those are just “leaks” and rumors, so maybe it’s not actually that bad. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Just a dude petting his cat. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

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Great. Now I have the Giggle Cream jingle stuck in my head.

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Wait… Like the tech demo game that comes pre-loaded on the PS5?

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Playstation players are upset by the lack of exclusives. There are like 4 or 5 games that are only on the PS5 and one of them is Astro’s Playroom; a tech demo platformer that comes with the system to show off everything it and the new controller can do. There is nary a reason to move from PS4 to PS5 even if you’re a hardcore Playstation fan.

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This is a shit post but not a shitpost.

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Plants vs Zombies gay hentai

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They would sing songs of their struggle and subsequent conquest and glory!

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I’m trying to think of who else was shown other than Rom, Nog and his mother… He talked a lot about a cousin Galen. I don’t recall ever seeing him, or any other family aside from those mentioned, tho.

Unless you mean his Klingon family from that time he got married.

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Voyager’s EMH didn’t have a big family; but he holds the title for being the only main cast character to lose a child on-screen.

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AND IT’LL HAPPEN TO YOU, TOO! 🫵

The California McDonald's rumor is coming from a digital ghost - The writer boosting McDonald's misinformation probably doesn't exist. (www.sfgate.com)

You probably haven’t heard the name Tony Bonnani, but he’s one of the most prolific writers on the internet. He publishes several articles a day, often churning out pieces within minutes of each other. Compared to most journalists, Tony Bonnani writes at a superhuman pace....

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I am not only chronically online, I live in California, and I work at McDonald’s; this is also the first I’ve heard about this. If it had any real traction, I think my manager would have probably reassured everyone that isn’t happening, since she’s cool like that.

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Blaze Lawless could still be a real name, assuming you go through all the trouble of legally changing your name to it. You’re an adult, presumably. Go be Blaze Lawless. 😎

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If I keep showing you memes and you don’t get them, I will start to question if you are even a human being since most memes are relatable to simply being human. Like, even a normie should relate to generic memes.

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Princess Kenny and Luffy.

Kolanaki,
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Have we already passed the part where it says automatic circumcisers?

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🐕‍🦺

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If the sex was good, I may fart but it won’t make any sound.

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It specifically says human genitals. 😏

Dresses up like a horse cock

Kolanaki,
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Just email Robin Walker directly. Their emails are on the company directory page and damn near every single employee is happy to respond to legit concerns and questions in my experience. Even Gabe and Doug.

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In mine, you will hear the first 2 seconds of a hundred songs before I stop on something I wanna hear. It might be Linkin Park. It might be Ween. It might even be a random video game song. Just depends on what I’m feeling ATM.

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Counter-Strike: Condition Zero sucked ass tho.

CS2 is technically the 5th main series counter-strike game, if you even want to count it as a different game to Global Offensive. I’m not counting 1.5 and 1.6 as different games, and it’s about the same kind of upgrade.

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I’m more upset by the strategy of putting the first game of a series on PC but not the followup games. I’m not getting Rebirth on the PS5 when I got the first one with my save file on PC even though I have a PS5 and it’s very doubtful anyone already on PC without a PS5 is gonna go out and buy a PS5 just for a sequel or two.

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Take on me.

Take me on.

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I went back to FireFox way back when the announcement of V3 killing adblockers in chromium first was made. I could go without everything else a browser offers, as long as it has ad blocking.

I legit want AR glasses for the same thing; to block ads IRL.

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I feel like if I came across this guy in Dark Souls, he’d be a corpse with, like, pickled dick meat as an item I can pick up off it.

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When I play there’s no gay sexual tension; only gay sexual release. Am I doing it wrong? 😟

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You don’t actually have to.

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Yes. But never give an author salami.

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I would unironically play tongo. I feel like it’s just a variation of Monopoly.

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“Flying spaghetti monsters, did in fact, create all life in the universe.”

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The steak in this image looks pretty well done, like it was already cooked before going in with the eggs.

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Well, we’re not gonna talk about it.

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Ok hear me out: Disco Elysium, but Star Trek themed.

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Just 2 more years and Playstation 3 will be retro, if the requirement is being 20 years or older.

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