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ramble81, to 196 in Protection Rule

My sister was adamant my niece wasn’t having sex that she was a “good girl”. I kept saying “you’re stupid if you believe that. Remember how you were when you were younger. I was definitely having sex in high school and I was a “good kid””. Guess who had to refrain from the “I told you so” when they found out she was pregnant.

thepreciousboar,

You see the bad sex education when you think “a good girl” is the one not having sex. Sex is perfectly normal and teenagers will have sex, at least teach them about it

mojofrododojo,

Guess who had to refrain from the “I told you so” when they found out she was pregnant.

ghad that must have been hilariously painful to keep buttoned up.

riwo, to 196 in surveillance rule
@riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

this meme is speaking to my heart

people not caring about what happens with their data saddens me so much, frustrates me and makes me feel powerless

GregorTacTac, (edited )
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

I got most of my relatives to use Signal, they say it looks nice. For me the biggest thing is privacy.

riwo,
@riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i rember when i tried to convince my high school friends to install signal. not even stop using whatsapp, just install signal. most of them never did, despite my pleading.

the solution was for me to go to a different university once i finshed highschool, find new friends who were cooler and leave the group chat and uninstall whatsapp.

GregorTacTac, (edited )
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riwo, (edited )
@riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

you should use this for me instead pws

chad uwu

GregorTacTac,
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Shall I edit my reply?

SmackemWittadic,
@SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

What an honorable reply. Your willingness to accept difference is very nice

riwo,
@riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

wouod be cute :33 but pressure, i’m just being silly

AVincentInSpace,

I’m curious now, what did the original look like

GregorTacTac,
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riwo,
@riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

woagh thnaku :33

onion,

cute

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

me fr

abbadon420,

I don’t care. I’ve done all I am able to do. All my data that is being shared now is something I cannot prevent, something I don’t know about or something I am willing to pay the privacy for.

DragonTypeWyvern, to 196 in Imperium of Person Rule

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH

AlexJD,

IT DISGUSTED ME

doofer_name,

I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL

Barbarian,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I ASPIRED TO THE PURITY OF THE BLESSED MACHINE

omnomed,
Mr_Blott, to lemmyshitpost in Someone call the PETA folk

Also if Purina didn’t test on animals there would be a lot of dead dogs

21Cabbage,

I mean, I’m pretty sure we’ve got enough research down at this point to make non-lethal dog food without testing to make sure, probably still a good idea to make sure Rex still wants a bowl before slapping it on the shelf, but I think we’re past the point of trying to market the Purina One Arsenic, Chocolate, and Grapes brand of kibble.

Kidplayer_666,

Stuff that is marketed towards animals, obviously makes sense to be tested in them, as well as medicine for humans

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why are you trying to take the job of food eater away from a dog?

Tar_alcaran,

“Animal testing” isn’t just “will this murder the dog”, it’s also “will these 50 random dogs actually eat the food?”

21Cabbage,

The guy I replied to explicitly mentioned killing dogs

criticon, to 196 in Apple support rule
IndefiniteBen, to 196 in Google assistant rule

Does this normally work? They removed support for location based reminders over a year ago, so that might be why it’s struggling so much. arstechnica.com/…/the-google-assistant-is-losing-…

Though last time I tried assistant responded “I’m sorry I can’t set location based reminders anymore”. Either they’ve removed that warning, or this image is over a year old…

can,

The reminder was set for 2018, so it’s six years old in fact.

SeabassDan,

Nah, 2018 was like two years ago max

can,

Oh you’re right my b

Mouselemming, to lemmyshitpost in Big booty girl meteorologists are best meteorologists

He’s only boring-ass in that suit jacket. Were he to remove it, you’d be able to appreciate his hot booty. Which of course he has, because he’s a true meteorologist.

0x0,

I think you’re mistaking him with the meaty urologist

SeekPie,
GluWu, to 196 in Spring Break [Rule]

Now kiss(that’s gross) have hardcore buttsex.

FilthyShrooms,

Yea if they kiss it makes it gay

Tiltinyall,

Buttsexth

kate,

kissing is gross,you just mash your food holes together. they’re not for that!!

ProgrammingSocks,

Good news for you about this artist!

Infynis, to baldurs_gate_3 in How long does a co-op BG3 run last? We have been playing for 38 hours and I'm not sure how far we are from the end
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Baldur’s Gate 3 did D&D authenticity so well that it also suffers from group scheduling conflicts 😞

ReveredOxygen, to 196 in Uncomfortable 30 second rule
@ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works avatar

have you considered entering after the water warms up

WeLoveCastingSpellz,

how are you going to turn on the water without entering the shower cabin

TheCheddarCheese,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

put your hand in and turn it on from the outside

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

My arms arent that long

Johandea,

Have you considered growing longer arms?

Hupf,

Have you considered manning up a little (in a completely gender neutral way).

Alternatively, use a shower umbrella.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Thanks im cured

Honytawk,
fallingcats,

Turn it on in the sink, then it may only take like a second in the shower (if you’re lucky with your plumbing layout)

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I think I need a diagram of this plumbing layout

As a shameful normie whose sink is entirely separate from my shower, I’m having a hard time picturing this

fallingcats,

If your hot water line comes from [wherever, in my case the basement] and passes by your shower before leading to a sink, it’s likely that the water by your shower will also be hot once it comes out hot at the sink.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It might be! I’ll try it, thanks!

brb,

Aim the shower at the wall, turn it on, get out

Psythik,

How fucking massive is your shower that you can’t simply reach into it and grab the handle?

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

The door is opposite to the actual unit

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

With a rope.

Liome, to 196 in Emoji Rule
@Liome@pawb.social avatar

Poland’s most used emoji being Ukrainian flag is kinda hilarious.

proti,

🇵🇱🇺🇦♥️

janet_catcus,

not really, lots of family across these borders

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Data was likely sourced during the war, and Poland is one of the most vocal supporters of Ukraine (in part because they fear they might be next)

Crow, to 196 in Rule

[Bla:haj] because it sounds funny

Retreaux,

I was genuinely in this camp

Caboose12000,

me too

Ghostalmedia, to 196 in Graphics rule
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Duamerthrax,

That’s all we really need.

Tyfud,

And this paddle ball game, and that ashtray. And that’s all we need.

SeventySeven,

UT1999 for life!

purplemonkeymad,

It had really good reflections too, that intro with the wet brick castle was really impressive when it came out.

OrnateLuna,

As those games were before my time, I keep thinking did people genuinely think those graphics looked realistic? Because for me even growing up with the PS3 and PS2 I didn’t think they looked particularly that good

SquirtleHermit,

Nobody thought it looked “realistic”. But it was insane how fast the technology was improving. They weren’t comparing it to reality, they were comparing it to games of just a year before.

And honestly, it was really impressive to see.

SpaceCadet,
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Honestly, even back in the day I hated the low-poly character model look of early 3D games in the late 1990s and thought it looked worse than the sprites we had before that.

pyrflie, to lemmyshitpost in Yep

“You Betcha” moaned with a Wisconsin accent so thick you could cut it like cheddar.

HopeOfTheGunblade,
@HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

Thanks, I hate it.

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Oh yah, sure, ya betcha! That sure feels marvy.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

orh yeah raight dere Hon you just keep on going.

actually I’d dig it.

dodgy_bagel,

I’d dig it.

'Long as I can shout Yeehaw

aphlamingphoenix,

I had that scene with the prostitutes from Fargo in my mind.

Dasnap, to 196 in Rule
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Straight women and gay men can also love them because they’re just cool.

unexposedhazard,

Also autosexual women lol

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

TIL what autosexuality is.

crazyCat,

Seems every month there’s a new sexual category for me to learn. For anyone else like me who didn’t know:

Autosexuality means people are more attracted to themselves than to others and may prefer masturbation to sex with a partner. It doesn’t mean that someone who is autosexual will never have sexual relationships with other people. It simply means people who are autosexual feel more sexually aroused by themselves rather than by others.

CCF_100,

So, that one robot from Futurama

Zorsith,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Hedonism-bot?

CCF_100,

Yes

unexposedhazard,

I feel like there is an overlap between people that write autobiographies and people that get off to themselves. For legal reasons thats a joke /s

andrew_bidlaw,

For legal reasons, I won’t suppose they write them sitting naked before a mirror, with a bottle and an assortment of toys.

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